Remainers rejoice.
The coup is almost complete.
On Monday the lying, deceitful, incompetent scumbag of “ 108 we are leaving on 29thMarch” statements UTURNED and offered “to request a short extension to Article 50, thereby delaying Brexit a few months”
Last night and little reported......
Under the threat of another immediate revolt, former Tory ministers Nick Boles and Sir Oliver Letwin forced Mrs May’s de facto deputy David Lidington to agree a Commons veto on the length of any Article 50 extension.
Any extension has to be approved by Europe but they don’t want the UK to leave so will of course grant any extension........
So there you have it.......short delay b*llshit, long/will never happen in reality.
If May was a cheese, her packaging would be dowdy, unattractive, awkward, misleading and state “Made in Brussels”.
The cheese itself would be dark brown in colour with a rather alarming odour....the flavour of which would be completely different to that described on the packaging ........it would be of soft, sludgy consistency, full of holes, have a hint of red wine (tribute to Juncker) and leave a rather nasty taste in ones mouth.
Consumers trying to claim on the “satisfaction guaranteed or your money back” clause via the 108108 hotline would discover that although Mays cheese said that, she did not in fact really mean it. They would instead be invited to try it again and again and again and again and again.....
Cleverly “the best before or sell by date” would magically extend itself as required in your fridge using packaging technology yet to be invented........