Brexit Deal

[GeoffCapes]

what makes proper cheese? Err milk and a bacteria afaik

It's not as simple as that.

It's like saying, what makes a supercar? - A car that can do 200mph?
In that case Porsche 911's, AMG Mercs etc are supercars. But are they?

#canofworms

 

[RSM Masser]

Maserati 3200 handbrake ratchets are made of cheese.
Cheese should not contain anything other than mould.
So cheese with cranberries, chutney, apple flakes, bogies, or anything else not related to mould or milk is not proper cheese

Most Dutch cheese is not proper cheese either, it not only looks like plastic it tastes like it as well. Edam, Gouda and that lierdammer shite - yuk

 

[Oneball]

Maserati 3200 handbrake ratchets are made of cheese.
Cheese should not contain anything other than mould.
So cheese with cranberries, chutney, apple flakes, bogies, or anything else not related to mould or milk is not proper cheese

Most Dutch cheese is not proper cheese either, it not only looks like plastic it tastes like it as well. Edam, Gouda and that lierdammer shite - yuk

That’s my argument about sausages. My Mum keeps buying these things with half a forest in, it’s just not right!

 

[2b1ask1]

Maserati 3200 handbrake ratchets are made of cheese.
Cheese should not contain anything other than mould.
So cheese with cranberries, chutney, apple flakes, bogies, or anything else not related to mould or milk is not proper cheese

Most Dutch cheese is not proper cheese either, it not only looks like plastic it tastes like it as well. Edam, Gouda and that lierdammer shite - yuk

I can concur the handbrake/cheese ratio is the same in the 4200 & GS: it being made for a left hand drive can only fail if not pulled directly up or left of centre!

I almost agree with regard to Dutch cheeses except for those with smoked ham but it could be argued that that is Bravarian anyway...

 

[JonW]

What do Mexicans call stolen cheese?

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Nacho cheese!

* you have to say it like you imagine Donald Trump would say it *

 

[GeoffCapes]

Maserati 3200 handbrake ratchets are made of cheese.
Cheese should not contain anything other than mould.
So cheese with cranberries, chutney, apple flakes, bogies, or anything else not related to mould or milk is not proper cheese

Most Dutch cheese is not proper cheese either, it not only looks like plastic it tastes like it as well. Edam, Gouda and that lierdammer shite - yuk

With my missus being part Dutch we get 'proper' Dutch cheese when someone visits.
Have to say, it's very different that the Edam that you get over here.
And is much stronger and much less waxy.
It's rather nice.

 

[Navcorr]

With my missus being part Dutch we get 'proper' Dutch cheese when someone visits.

School rugby trip to Amsterdam - I was told not to come home without some proper Gouda & coffee.
Whereas most returned with euro exotica & herpes I was packing 1Kg of Van Nella & ƒ109 worth of "old" Gouda.

Maybe of interest Geoff: https://www.goudacheeseshop.com/
Have bought from them a number of times and their service is always excellent.
The current wheel has been going for a couple of years - about 6 years old now.
Dad was just deciding which corner to start on first

 

[allandwf]

Looks good. I must look into buying an Emmental in a proper size.

 

[Wack61]

I saw this posted elsewhere , looks about right , MPs doing what they want not what their constituents want.

 

[midlifecrisis]

What do Mexicans call stolen cheese?

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Nacho cheese!

* you have to say it like you imagine Donald Trump would say it *

Bit racist...

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb..




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Juan...

Courtesy of Mrs MLC

 

[midlifecrisis]

Also Courtesy of Mrs MLC

Why did the Mexican shoot his wife?


tequila!!!

 

[Wattie]

I saw this posted elsewhere , looks about right , MPs doing what they want not what their constituents want.
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Precisely, we are witnessing a hijack and coup. May was asked 5 times in Parliament how she would vote and declined to answer each time.
Without hesitation and with no caveats she should have said leave. She didn’t and that deafening silence betrays her true position.

If May was a cheese, her packaging would be dowdy, unattractive, awkward, misleading and state “Made in Brussels”.

It would be called “Deceitful Bas#ard”

The cheese itself would be dark brown in colour with a rather alarming odour....the flavour of which would be completely different to that described on the packaging ........it would be of soft, sludgy consistency, full of holes, have a hint of red wine (tribute to Juncker) and leave a rather nasty taste in ones mouth.

Consumers trying to claim on the “satisfaction guaranteed or your money back” clause via the 108108 hotline would discover that although Mays cheese said that, she did not in fact really mean it.
They would instead be invited to try it again and again and again and again and again.....
(Wine pairings would be this rather nice wine that I am enjoying just now.)

 

[philw696]

I see they have just had a 2.7% pay rise £79,000 a year for those liars and cheats.

 

[Wattie]

I see they have just had a 2.7% pay rise £79,000 a year for those liars and cheats.

Not exactly value for money eh!

 

[JonW]

Precisely, we are witnessing a hijack and coup. May was asked 5 times in Parliament how she would vote and declined to answer each time.
Without hesitation and with no caveats she should have said leave. She didn’t and that deafening silence betrays her true position.

Why should she? She’s not a puppet on a string who isn’t entitled to a brain and an opinion....

Maybe, just maybe, because she’s close to the situation, and understands all the nuances and challenges, she knows that it’s a stupid bollox question to think this comes down to a one word answer...

Also, maybe she knows that whatever answer she had given would be seized on (by those politicians and pundits who are just out to make a point, win public favour, and don’t actually care about what’s best for the country) and argued to clearly be the wrong answer just because May has said so...

Sorry Wattie - I’m all for diversity of views, but your presentation of the facts and your character assassination of Theresa May is too much to take sometimes! And I’m not even a Theresa May fan...

Now then, back to cheese !

 

[zagatoes30]

Now then, back to cheese !

Ok

 

[dunnah01]

Why should she? She’s not a puppet on a string who isn’t entitled to a brain and an opinion....

Maybe, just maybe, because she’s close to the situation, and understands all the nuances and challenges, she knows that it’s a stupid bollox question to think this comes down to a one word answer...

Also, maybe she knows that whatever answer she had given would be seized on (by those politicians and pundits who are just out to make a point, win public favour, and don’t actually care about what’s best for the country) and argued to clearly be the wrong answer just because May has said so...

Sorry Wattie - I’m all for diversity of views, but your presentation of the facts and your character assassination of Theresa May is too much to take sometimes! And I’m not even a Theresa May fan...

Now then, back to cheese !

And she's already voted remain when given a chance, so not hard to figure out..

 

[Felonious Crud]

With my missus being part Dutch we get 'proper' Dutch cheese when someone visits.
Have to say, it's very different that the Edam that you get over here.
And is much stronger and much less waxy.
It's rather nice.

That's true.

 

[philw696]

 

[MaserCoupe]

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Now that is funny!! We come out of there kicking and screaming and then some spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in........And with different ones!! Poontang-tastico!