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Felonious Crud

Felonious Crud

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I'm privileged to call him a friend, and he's a bloody good one at that*. I love the man to bits and I'd definitely cross the street to **** on him if he was on fire. But only if it was safe to do so. I'd certainly wait for the pedestrian crossing to show green. I look forward to having the chance to **** on him one day. The **** definitely deserves it.

*to be fair, most of my mates are actual arseholes, whereas Benny just acts like one.
 
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Felonious Crud said:
I'm privileged to call him a friend, and he's a bloody good one at that. I love the man to bits and I'd definitely cross the street to *** on him if he was on fire. But only if it was safe to do so. I'd certainly wait for the pedestrian crossing to show green. I look forward to having the chance to ** on him one day. The ** definitely deserves it.

*to be fair, most of my mates are actual arseholes, whereas Benny just acts like one.
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There is a reasonable chance of you getting to p!ss on him Crud; he seems to catch fire about once a year! Usually self inflicted after many Peronis.
 
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2b1ask1 said:
There is a reasonable chance of you getting to p!ss on him Crud; he seems to catch fire about once a year! Usually self inflicted after many Peronis.
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It's the Desperados that are most likely to set him on fire. That and that sweet-talkin' mouth of his when he's performing the incredible magic trick of insulting up to 5 people at once, all individually.
 
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conaero said:
Poisonous ftard or comedy genius…discuss
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Never met him so will not pass judgement.

But based on what I have read, I am often amused ... and if I'm not, I just move on. Life is too short to get wound up by what people post on the internet :)
 
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