Terrible Jokes Thread

mowlas

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Nibby said:

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Having received 4 gongs, I’m sure ‘they’ will have a very inflated opinion of ‘themselves’!

 

DLax69

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Nibby

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Just come on Facebook, Goodyear and their balloon and it said “Where would like to travel for a romantic valentines day?”
First comment was “F**kin nowhere in that, liable to be shot down”

 

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Wattie

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Scaf

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What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with and angry cow…………
An animal in a “baaad moood”

 

Nibby

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• Feb 15, 2023

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First Salmon resigns, now Sturgeon, there’s something fishy going on in Scottish politics.

 

P5Nij

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Nibby said:

First Salmon resigns, now Sturgeon, there’s something fishy going on in Scottish politics.

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Who will take her plaice...?

 

Nibby

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P5Nij said:

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Cod knows

 

DLax69

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Gazcw

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lozcb

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Wattie said:

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Classic

 

P5Nij

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Gazcw

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"Did you know there are 27 bones in your hand?"

"28 when I'm lonely"

 

CatmanV2

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Gazcw said:

"Did you know there are 27 bones in your hand?"

"28 when I'm lonely"

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The juxtaposition to Nicola Sturgeon is soooooo disturbing

C

 

DLax69

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CatmanV2 said:

The juxtaposition to Nicola Sturgeon is soooooo disturbing

C

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Different...er...strokes...for different folks!

 

CatmanV2

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DLax69 said:

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Another differences thread would possibly be required

C

 

Felonious Crud

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DLax69 said:

Different...er...strokes...for different folks!

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Where's the vomitty emoji when you need it??

 

Flint

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CatmanV2 said:

The juxtaposition to Nicola Sturgeon is soooooo disturbing

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To quote Sean Lock:

That's a challenging w**k

 

CatmanV2

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Flint said:

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That's a challenging w**k

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Challenge....



















REFUSED!

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