Terrible Jokes Thread

mowlas

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• Jul 27, 2022

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I had a huge build up of wax in both my ears. It was a near-deaf experience.

 

mowlas

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Taxidermists: they know their stuff

 

mowlas

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• Jul 27, 2022

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I just watched the National Asthmatics Society's charity run. Honestly, they made it look so wheezy.

 

happydaze

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• Jul 27, 2022

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I've decided to join the Procrastinators Society.

Some day...

 

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HenrysDad

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• Jul 27, 2022

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Proctologists. They know their s..t

 

midlifecrisis

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• Jul 28, 2022

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HenrysDad said:

Proctologists. They know their s..t

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Persistant and deliberate underperformers...they know they're s**t...

 

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Andyk

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• Jul 28, 2022

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Just tickled me this one…

 

Phil H

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mowlas said:

I had a huge build up of wax in both my ears. It was a near-deaf experience.

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There's a remedy for that:

(OK, so I spend too much time with the youngest grandson )

 

midlifecrisis

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Swedish Paul

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midlifecrisis said:

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Yes, but then you would not have the ability to imagine.

 

midlifecrisis

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Swedish Paul said:

Yes, but then you would not have the ability to imagine.

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Read the sentence again, who is doing the imagining?

 

midlifecrisis

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Swedish Paul

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midlifecrisis said:

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I’ll bet you wouldn’t tell that joke to his face….

 

midlifecrisis

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Swedish Paul said:

I’ll bet you wouldn’t tell that joke to his face….

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I would, but I'd be standing behind you...

 

lifes2short

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• Jul 30, 2022

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midlifecrisis

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Just been lurking on eBay, found a book that promises to resolve 50% of my problems in life....

so i bought two....

 

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HenrysDad

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• Jul 30, 2022

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So you have 25% left. What do you do with them?

 

midlifecrisis

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HenrysDad said:

So you have 25% left. What do you do with them?

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I knew someone would say that..

 

RodTungsten

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• Jul 30, 2022

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HenrysDad said:

So you have 25% left. What do you do with them?

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Zeno’s paradox?

 

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HenrysDad

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• Jul 30, 2022

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midlifecrisis said:

I knew someone would say that..

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Thanks