Terrible Jokes Thread

philw696

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Ewan said:
Bed making. A basic skill we learned at prep school by the age of what, 7?
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Only Humour Ewan but I was working on some special cars with my father as a young boy which set me up nicely as a teenager I could earn as much as a working man before I'd even started my apprenticeship.
 
Phil H

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Bleedin' wimps. When we did our E&E training we had to sleep on palm leaves with coconuts for pillows. Breakfast was coconut milk with a side serving of termites, and the only valet we knew was washing down the transport at endex. A hospital corner was the turning into A&E where failed warriors ended up, not some arty-farty bed arrangement.

Ah, the good old days.......
 
DLax69

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Phil H said:
Bleedin' wimps. When we did our E&E training we had to sleep on palm leaves with coconuts for pillows. Breakfast was coconut milk with a side serving of termites, and the only valet we knew was washing down the transport at endex. A hospital corner was the turning into A&E where failed warriors ended up, not some arty-farty bed arrangement.

Ah, the good old days.......
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That's more like it!
 
midlifecrisis

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Phil H said:
Bleedin' wimps. When we did our E&E training we had to sleep on palm leaves with coconuts for pillows. Breakfast was coconut milk with a side serving of termites, and the only valet we knew was washing down the transport at endex. A hospital corner was the turning into A&E where failed warriors ended up, not some arty-farty bed arrangement.

Ah, the good old days.......
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You were lucky...
 
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