Let me guess. North Korea?Morning everyone and counting the days down I think another 16 to go but they already want to send me on to another Country.
That's why car handbooks now tell people not to drink Battery acid.It's not worth a thread
10:15 PM last night, the phone rang , daaaddd my girlfriends car has a flat tyre
That's nice son, has she got breakdown cover
No
Luckily( for them) I hadn't had a drink
So I'm there on my hands and knees at 62 years old because even with me telling them what to do it's too painful to watch.
See that mark on the sill
What's a sill
That bit
See that mark
What mark
That mark
Oh yes
Put the jack on the lip
What lip
OH FOR * SAKE COME OUT OF THE WAY
I blame the parentsIt's not worth a thread
10:15 PM last night, the phone rang , daaaddd my girlfriends car has a flat tyre
That's nice son, has she got breakdown cover
No
Luckily( for them) I hadn't had a drink
So I'm there on my hands and knees at 62 years old because even with me telling them what to do it's too painful to watch.
See that mark on the sill
What's a sill
That bit
See that mark
What mark
That mark
Oh yes
Put the jack on the lip
What lip
OH FOR * SAKE COME OUT OF THE WAY
Surely it should be :Mine doesn't. It carries the same warning that, as far as I remember, has always accompanied car batteries. Maybe Aston drivers are less dim-witted.
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It's not worth a thread
10:15 PM last night, the phone rang , daaaddd my girlfriends car has a flat tyre
That's nice son, has she got breakdown cover
No
Luckily( for them) I hadn't had a drink
So I'm there on my hands and knees at 62 years old because even with me telling them what to do it's too painful to watch.
See that mark on the sill
What's a sill
That bit
See that mark
What mark
That mark
Oh yes
Put the jack on the lip
What lip
OH FOR * SAKE COME OUT OF THE WAY
That is absolutely shocking, Peter. Truly. I had no idea you used your car at all any more.I booked a TAXI last week to collect me from the farm, on departing he managed to hit one of the boulders and split the tyre.
After a few expletives he radios his base to tell them he does not know how to change a tyre (FFS) he was c60 years old and had been a driver for 30 years.
I ended up changing it in 10 mins in the pouring rain as I needed to collect my own car from the garage... so its not just sprogs.
I blame the parents