Problems, problems. I'll tell you what problems are old boy. I went to my local tobacconist only to find that it had closed down and replaced by a ladies' haute couture boutique.
Once again, clothes but no cigar.
I thought we had a separate sticky for the tobacco sectionProblems, problems. I'll tell you what problems are old boy. I went to my local tobacconist only to find that it had closed down and replaced by a ladies' haute couture boutique.
Once again, clothes but no cigar.
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