Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

 

[zagatoes30]

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Fake news, the Lunar Rover went on Apollo 15

 

[CatmanV2]

Fake news, the Lunar Rover went on Apollo 15

C

 

[Flint]

Fake news, the Lunar Rover went on Apollo 15

That's a Lunar Tabby. If it was a Rover it would have been a dog.
Obviously

 

[BJL]

I for one am totally convinced the USA did not go to the moon as in 1969 even Alan Sugar had only managed tennis

 

[lozcb]

This gave me the biggest and longest laugh for a good while

 

[Flint]

It is funny, but I couldn't stand his droning tone for very long.

 

[TimR]

BBC…? Maitlis hasn’t been BBC for a minute…

 

[midlifecrisis]

This gave me the biggest and longest laugh for a good while

Ooh let's call her Maypiss because I'm sooo intelligent and funny despite my nasal tone. About as funny as being at a Marcus Bridgestocke gig when he was droning on about David Cam-moron...he must have said it a hundred times during the show but I walked out as it too, wasn't funny. He had a go at me, while for getting up but I said I came for the comedy but I'm at the wrong show.

 

[MarkMas]

I didn't pass my certified lift engineer exam; I failed on so many levels.

 

[zagatoes30]

 

[Felonious Crud]

It is funny, but I couldn't stand his droning tone for very long.

2 seconds for me. No idea if it's funny or not, I can't put up with that.

 

[midlifecrisis]

3 of the hardest things to say are.

I was wrong

I need help

Worcestershire sauce

 

[Flint]

2 seconds for me. No idea if it's funny or not, I can't put up with that.

He also calls the total media class "blood sucking parasites".
Erm .... isn't YouTube a form of media ?

Tosser.

 

[lozcb]

He also calls the total media class "blood sucking parasites".
Erm .... isn't YouTube a form of media ?

Tosser.

I think you missed my point , it was more about Maitlis getting a slap back in the face of what was a rather poor interview

 

[Flint]

No, the interview in itself was entertaining. It was the presenter that wound me up.

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Ewan]

The best the witless American could come back with was “fxxx off”. Hardly a winning argument from her.
I‘d call that 1-0 to Maitliss.

 

[TimR]

 

[lozcb]

The best the witless American could come back with was “fxxx off”. Hardly a winning argument from her.
I‘d call that 1-0 to Maitliss.

So how many points does Maitlis win for the question she posed,