CatmanV2
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Not funny second timeSorry. If you don’t like it Sven go somewhere Elsa.
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Not funny second timeSorry. If you don’t like it Sven go somewhere Elsa.
Fixed that for youNot funny first time
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Don’t worry, it’s the terrible jokes thread. Laughing or groaning (or both at the same time) are fine
For Christophes sake you would think they would wax the whole car for £75.Just paid £75 for a back wax. What a rip off!
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The birds were appauled at the old **** music and the bad jokes and left, so it was only the blue skies leftI thought bluebirds.
I find that in the GP surgery people often talk about things others have done but in reality it is themselves. Confess.My first proper housemate "Dave" when I left home was not the brightest of our group. Only drank lager, only ate meat pies, but surprisingly skinny. He often called me at work to ask things, how does the dishwasher work, where is the hoover and stuff. Went to work early , left him eating breakfast (we only ever bought corn flakes).
Phone call 30 minutes later,
Dave; " I am really struggling with this jigsaw , can get started"
Me " what's the. picture own the box"
Dave " Big cockerel and some house stuff"
Me: " put all the cornflakes back in the box and get dressed!"
Give em the sack for a craic.Just paid £75 for a back wax. What a rip off!
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Clearly you read the same stuff as HuntaWhy do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose.
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