Terrible Jokes Thread

[DLax69]

Well done Mr. Pedant!

 

[philw696]

It's always Dave.

 

[CatmanV2]

I have questions

C

 

[Vampyrebat]

Not a joke but a funny 'faux pas' by the producers of Top of the Pops in the early 80's!

 

[Ebenezer]

Not a joke but a funny 'faux pas' by the producers of Top of the Pops in the early 80's!View attachment 136954

Apparently not

Jocky Wilson said – and other rock myths

When the darts star's face popped up behind Dexys Midnight Runners on Top of the Pops in 1982, it looked like a cock-up. Not so …

www.theguardian.com

I seem to be doing MarkMas's job today!
Eb

 

[MarkMas]

Apparently not

Jocky Wilson said – and other rock myths

When the darts star's face popped up behind Dexys Midnight Runners on Top of the Pops in 1982, it looked like a cock-up. Not so …

www.theguardian.com

I seem to be doing MarkMas's job today!
Eb

Ta!

 

[Mavster]

 

[CatmanV2]

Found this out: Procrastinate literally means 'having been put forward until tomorrow'

'pro' forward + 'crastinus' of tomorrow.

Meant to post this weeks ago.

C

 

[Zep]

 

[midlifecrisis]

Apparently not

Jocky Wilson said – and other rock myths

When the darts star's face popped up behind Dexys Midnight Runners on Top of the Pops in 1982, it looked like a cock-up. Not so …

www.theguardian.com

I seem to be doing MarkMas's job today!

Bob holness didn't play sax? I do know that he was the first James Bond.

 

[CatmanV2]

Mrs C just confessed that she broke my favourite lamp…
I don't think I'll be able to look at her in the same light ever again

C

 

[zagatoes30]

Mrs C just confessed that she broke my favourite lamp…
I don't think I'll be able to look at her in the same light ever again

C

 

[Flint]

Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a two-story building? This comes from their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that buildings can't jump.

 

[MarkMas]

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck! It's toast time.

 

[philw696]

Teenagers today.
Glad I was one in the 70's

 

[CatmanV2]

Teenagers today.
Glad I was one in the 70's View attachment 137247

Actions have consequences. Valuable life lesson for the child there

C

 

[James3200GTA]

Teenagers today.

Maybe he's a reincarnated Chinese emperor with evolved hairstyle.

 

[CatmanV2]

Maybe he's a reincarnated Chinese emperor with evolved hairstyle.
View attachment 137251

Except it's the wrong way round


C

 

[Swedish Paul]

 

[philw696]

Made me laugh