Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

Gotta love how kids think

 

[Diavolo Nero]

It's down to the Dwarf air traffic controllers according to Trump.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Shame Alejandro Garnacho has the number 17...

 

[Diavolo Nero]

Shame Alejandro Garnacho has the number 17...
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It's never been closer.

 

[CatmanV2]

It's never been closer.

The temptation...

C

 

[Flint]

 

[Flint]

 

[CatmanV2]

I was air drumming along to Rush in the car this morning, but I lost a drumstick out of the window and had to change to Whitesnake...

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

I was air drumming along to Rush in the car this morning, but I lost a drumstick out of the window and had to change to Def Leppard..

C

Fixed it for you !

 

[CatmanV2]

Fixed it for you !

Good point!

C

 

[MarkMas]

I think I'll start a new thread to help people who have a problem with procrastination. I'll add the link to this post.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Good point!

C

Cut and paste?

 

[CatmanV2]

Cut and paste?

No, actually. Just a dumb error copied from the original image.

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

Mrs told me to get 6 cans of Sprite...but instead I picked 7 Up

 

[DLax69]

 

[philw696]

Fly Tipping by J R Hartley.

 

[joered]

A guy comes home from the pub and he's really angry. His wife asks what's the problem.

“That bloody Postman, bragging down the pub, claims he's had every woman in this street except one” he says.

“I'll bet it's that snooty cow at number 3” replies the wife.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Can't find thicker than a Kwik Fit fitter

 

[Flint]

 

[MarkMas]

I think I'll start a new thread to help people who have a problem with procrastination. I'll add the link to this post.

I'll do this later today.