DLax69
Member
We were just discussing this over coffee, and my magic number was 60. Of course, will need to hit the lottery to manifest that.Harsh, chap! Harsh! Been *ages* since I shocked myself, or let any magic smoke out! Moving on!
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Terrible Jokes Thread
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CatmanV2
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CatmanV2
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DLax69
Member
Plus think of the cuts & bruises!
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philw696
Member
He's a Big Boy
trevorrevver
Junior Member
Sack that dog! It's an air-cooled car!
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CatmanV2
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trevorrevver
Junior Member
True. Finger trouble now corrected.
MarkMas
Chief pedant
I just had this very weird confrontation in McDonald's.
Me: "One Big Mac without strawberries, please."
McDonald's employee: "Strawberries?"
Me: "FFS, I literally just said, NO STRAWBERRIES! What is wrong with you?"
And then the manager threw me out.
I'm going to Burger King from now on.
Me: "One Big Mac without strawberries, please."
McDonald's employee: "Strawberries?"
Me: "FFS, I literally just said, NO STRAWBERRIES! What is wrong with you?"
And then the manager threw me out.
I'm going to Burger King from now on.
midlifecrisis
Mancunian
Not a joke or terrible, but will make many people laugh and Dem triggered.
midlifecrisis
Mancunian
My mate in the pub told me that he's being having great sex with his girlfriend and her twin, on the side... clearly not together! Although he's not fond of the twin's moustache
Tallman
Member
Note to self - put liquorice on the shopping list
joered
Member
If it was an Owl, nobody would give a Hoot!
