Terrible Jokes Thread

[CatmanV2]

The pedant writes:
De gustibus non est disputandem is latin for YMMV.

Does the pendant have a point?


C

 

[Zep]

Does the pendant have a point?


C

Not often

 

[CatmanV2]

Not often

I said 'point' not 'purpose'

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

 

[Felonious Crud]

Does the pendant have a point?


C

Wait, pendant..?

 

[CatmanV2]

Wait, pendant..?

Blasted autocorrect!

C

 

[Zep]

Blasted autocorrect!

C

See I just thought you were joining in

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Zep]

C

Must never do this. Must never do this….

 

[Zep]

Ooops.

 

[midlifecrisis]

There's a scuba club their too! Guess their name!
Eb

Terry is a member of the Muff Diving Club

 

[CatmanV2]

C

Thinking much the same. Would be a horrid thing to do!

C

 

[CatmanV2]

Is loud hilarity permitted in Hawaii? Or just a low ha?

C

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[MarkMas]

I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay.


Again.

 

[Phil H]

I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay.


Again.

Very good, but now we know where you live - and the boys will be visiting shortly!

 

[Mavster]

 

[Flint]

...

 

[MarkMas]

See I just thought you were joining in

Well, I was ignoring all this confusing nonsense about pendants.
But now I am feeling bullied.
Mods?

 

[Zep]

Well, I was ignoring all this confusing nonsense about pendants.
But now I am feeling bullied.
Mods?

May I suggest you pointlessly (in this case) use the report button?