Not a joke but something reminded me of the time I was talking to a truck driver who'd just got his licence back
He'd been done for speeding and was due for a ban under totting up so they had him in front of the magistrates to hear his mitigating circumstances
Need a licence to feed my kittens etc
They listened but decided to ban him anyway
When does this ban start
Now
Right, well that's going to be a problem then, I've come in the truck and it's completely blocking your car park, he gave them the keys and went home on the bus with them moaning at him as he left, "I can't move it you've banned me" as he walked away