Terrible Jokes Thread
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Snow White thought Seven Up was a drink until...So you ended up feeling grumpy then
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philw696
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You're a dark horse
And a copywriter too.
midlifecrisis
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I was at a party at the weekned and I lost my watch. I noticed it on the floor and a bloke was standing on it.
He was giving a woman some serious agro and she looked quite upset, so I went over there and punched the fella.
No one abuses women! Not on my watch!!!!
He was giving a woman some serious agro and she looked quite upset, so I went over there and punched the fella.
No one abuses women! Not on my watch!!!!
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Apparently the Duke of Wellington was truly shocked by all the bloodshed involved in fighting Napoleon.
As he stood surveying the massed armies facing each other, as the Battle of Waterloo was about to start, he said to his staff, “If only there was another way to resolve these disputes.”
“How could we do that, your Grace?” shouted his second-in-command, Henry Paget, Earl of Uxbridge, over the tumult of the soldiers deploying behind the crest of the ridge following the Ohain road.
Wellington shouted back, “Well, we could meet Napoleon in a nice pub, and discuss how to resolve out differences over a pint of beer, bit to eat, open fire…”
“Ooops”
As he stood surveying the massed armies facing each other, as the Battle of Waterloo was about to start, he said to his staff, “If only there was another way to resolve these disputes.”
“How could we do that, your Grace?” shouted his second-in-command, Henry Paget, Earl of Uxbridge, over the tumult of the soldiers deploying behind the crest of the ridge following the Ohain road.
Wellington shouted back, “Well, we could meet Napoleon in a nice pub, and discuss how to resolve out differences over a pint of beer, bit to eat, open fire…”
“Ooops”
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zagatoes30
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Terrible twice
Two more and then it will be cubed
daverichardson
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That's not right is it?
