I'm getting sycamore and more puns about this car. The owner is selling because he was lumbered with it after it being palmed off as a former celebrity's car. Apparently it yews to be owned by that silly beech Twiggy, but he found out that's knot the case. He never got to the root of the story, but has called the copse to investigate. I guess that's what happens when you buy a car on e bay whilst trunk.