Maserati cars and..........

[Parisien]

Fellow members......admin........and anyone else who has a heartbeat......

On lots of other boards theres usually a thread on the car...plus the female form, can we consider a sticky thread on this, or am I the only non-PC guy on the board............thoughts?


Something akin to this.....


http://www.supercars.net/Gallery?cmd=viewTagGallery&tag=Ladies n' Cars


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[conaero]

Hum, not sure, but while we are on a non PC note......she'd get it!

 

[Parisien]

Ok.....hows about a poll..........?............seeing as its an election day!!!




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[Emtee]

Sticky thread? Hmmmm.

Enzo, Just how many photo's did you get of the Matech girls?

 

[Emtee]

Parisien, We've had a very popular thread discussing the virtues of waffle weave over chamois! I think we NEED this thread before it's too late!

AS LONG AS KIM KARDASHIAN IS BANNED!!!

 

[BigFoot]

I have to be honest, I'd rather not have it, mostly because if I happen to click on it whilst I am at work, I could get some serious stick!

 

[Parisien]

I have to be honest, I'd rather not have it, mostly because if I happen to click on it whilst I am at work, I could get some serious stick!

Lol...................Loz......likes the pain.......I can take some occasionally......................come on BF...........!.............


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[BigFoot]

I can take pain, I just need the paycheque more

I guess I'll just have to be careful

 

[Parisien]

................................just put a discrete post-it on the top right hand corner of your computer screen.....stating......


"DON'T CLICK ON THE SPORTSMASERATI SOFT **** THREAD"





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[Emtee]

There's a very easy solution that I'm sure Matt could program...

Add the thread called say "the art of the automobile"

If you fancy a look, click on it..

After clicking a message comes up.." Are you sure you want to open this thread?" Yes / No?

Click Yes...

A message comes up saying that "SM detects it's 1.30pm and you're obviously at work. Are you sure no-on'es looking?" Yes / No.

Click Yes..

A message comes up saying that.. "SM advises you to log out of any work network and look furtively over your shoulder" Yes / No.

Click yes...

A message comes up saying "SM will shortly direct you to this thread, but advises you to remember your career may be at risk"

If you still log on to the thread, you're obviously an art lover!

 

[Parisien]

Very funny Emtee.......................an an obvious practical solution........Loz.....aint the only fixer on the board!


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[Andyk]

Parisien, We've had a very popular thread discussing the virtues of waffle weave over chamois! I think we NEED this thread before it's too late!

AS LONG AS KIM KARDASHIAN IS BANNED!!!

You're right bloody **** how sad do we sound......

So my mechanic again to balance things up..

 

[Parisien]

You're right bloody **** how sad do we sound......

So my mechanic again to balance things up..

Sorry.........AndyK....but you've gone waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy off thread.............its not just a female with ANY car....must be a MASERATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








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[Andyk]

Sorry.........AndyK....but you've gone waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy off thread.............its not just a female with ANY car....must be a MASERATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








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Oh is there a car there....sorry didn't notice.

 

[ENZ525]

Sticky thread? Hmmmm.

Enzo, Just how many photo's did you get of the Matech girls?

Hi Miles, nearly missed this.
Just had to have another look through
Turns out I only took a couple...here is the other one.



and to sort of prove it wasn't just the girls i was stalking,

here is one of mr blobby's friend,



Regards,
Enzo.

 

[Parisien]

Hi Miles, nearly missed this.
Just had to have another look through
Turns out I only took a couple...here is the other one.

View attachment 1357

and to sort of prove it wasn't just the girls i was stalking,

here is one of mr blobby's friend,

View attachment 1358

Regards,
Enzo.

Hmmm...in the first pic...that guys hand is dangerously near that delightful derriere.....

AND in the second.......................... it just proves how good you are at the old photostopping...........


Come on ENZ525.....'fess up....!!!!










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[Andyk]

Has that chap actually got his hand on her bottom...

 

[ENZ525]

Hmmm...in the first pic...that guys hand is dangerously near that delightful derriere.....

AND in the second.......................... it just proves how good you are at the old photostopping...........


Come on ENZ525.....'fess up....!!!!



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Yep....Busted....

 

[ENZ525]

Has that chap actually got his hand on her bottom...

Oh yes, the cheeky chappy...

 

[Emtee]

Okay Parisien, Sadly there's no Maserati, but here's a picture of the lovely Sabine.





As that one's somewhat tame and lacking a Maser, I also found this cheeky little number.