1 Million posts

[Andyk]

I would normally put she as most of my cars have been ladies

Wonder why we do that but yes they are.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Wonder why we do that but yes they are.

Mine's a bloke. Bit of a slaggy one, according to Mrs Crud, but no girl has the right to sound like that. Not since Eastern European shotputters stopped taking steroids, anyway.

Anyway, wow, almost 1m posts of ****. What an adventure this place is! Posts aside, I've met some wonderful people on here. Some stellar bellends as well, all of which I'm proud to call dear friends.

 

[2b1ask1]

I’ve met some wonderful people on here. Some stellar bellends as well, all of which I'm proud to call dear friends.

I tend to think of it as more rainbow than bi-polar.



(in the tradition of the forum, I’m talking bo11ocks)

 

[RoaryRati]

Mine's a bloke. Bit of a slaggy one, according to Mrs Crud, but no girl has the right to sound like that. Not since Eastern European shotputters stopped taking steroids, anyway.

Anyway, wow, almost 1m posts of ****. What an adventure this place is! Posts aside, I've met some wonderful people on here. Some stellar bellends as well, all of which I'm proud to call dear friends.

Mines a boy too - making that confession to Jayemm he said ladies couldn't be that awkward

 

[midlifecrisis]

Amazing considering 974,999 of the posts have been boll&&ks.

What's the prize?

A night out with @dem maser
A free service at Sports Italia
£1k off at @dickygrace
Pineapple pizza with @Zep
A free funeral from @Scaf

Any more suggestions?

Two weeks free car parking at Gatwick.... That alone tops of all of the above...

 

[midlifecrisis]

Anyhoo, it's not about quantity but quality...

 

[dem maser]

Two weeks free car parking at Gatwick.... That alone tops of all of the above...

Doesn’t top an evening with myself

I do it every evening

 

[philw696]

Doesn’t top an evening with myself

I do it every evening

You need to sort that out Dem.
One life live it mate.

 

[j s pollo]

I would normally put she as most of my cars have been ladies

Some ladies do make a good ride had my fair share in the past Ha.

 

[Andyk]

Anyhoo, it's not about quantity but quality...

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I bet you say that to all the boys…. ;-)

 

[BennyD]

Doesn’t top an evening with myself

I do it every evening

I’ve heard some of your evenings are stomach churning. I’ve seen the photos and can confirm. Remember children, if offered a night on Tinder after a Maser Christmas party; Just say NO!

 

[dem maser]

I was trying to be funny but didn’t work

I actually meant “I’m alone every evening”

 

[dem maser]

Seriously, this forum has given me EVERYTHING

Not just a place to come to for knowledge (when I had a Maser) but a community and my best friends have come from here

Thank you forum

 

[safrane]

Seriously, this forum has given me EVERYTHING..........

Thank you foforum

Actually, I think it was that Brunette you met on holiday that gave you some of those Dem!

Still that's what we have antibiotics and cream for nowadays!

 

[outrun]

Seriously, this forum has given me EVERYTHING

Not just a place to come to for knowledge (when I had a Maser) but a community and my best friends have come from here

Thank you forum

I hear you. I certainly wasn't expecting to meet some people that I now call close friends when I first found the forum back in 2013 and asked about whether it would be ruinous to buy a Gransport. I was told that all would be well. You all lied and should be ashamed.
It was a nightmare. But I wouldn't change it so go figure.

 

[c4sman]

Congrats to all you founding members on creating and maintaining a great forum. It’s not an easy job but you continue to make it work!

 

[Tallman]

Congrats and thanks to all those who provided great content and those who controlled it - it’s not easy to keep something going for close to 14 years..that’s an average of close to 6k posts per month or ~1.4k per week or ~200 per day if my maths is correct. At that rate it’s another 4 months to the millionth. How about a highlights/lowlights thread, that would make a great read?

 

[Ryandoc]

Surely I’m due a special prize for the other birds thread! 2k+ and counting just doing my bit to maintain the quality forum content

Great forum though. Must be 9 years for me now, and still got the GT!

 

[Felonious Crud]

I’ve heard some of your evenings are stomach churning. I’ve seen the photos and can confirm. Remember children, if offered a night on Tinder after a Maser Christmas party; Just say NO!

Or at the very least take a mop and bucket with you.

 

[Felonious Crud]

... and my best friends have come from here

Christ, sorry, dude.