zagatoes30
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The most frightening, scary, terrifying, petrifying, spine-chilling, blood-curdling, chilling and horrifying dinosaur was the Thesaurus.
When I was about 8 we went on holiday to Norway. at one restaurant there was "whale balls" on the menu. They were much smaller than I had imagined. To an 8 yr old this was indescribably funny!A new Eskimo Restaurant opened up near me and I thought I'd give it a go.
I asked the waiter for a menu and the waiter told me that they have a small array of dishes and he'll tell me what they have on.
"We have Whale Meat Steaks, Whale Meat Curry, Whale Meat Stir-fry and the Vera Lynn"
I asked "What's the Vera Lynn?"
"Whale Meat Again" said the waiter...
A new Eskimo Restaurant opened up near me and I thought I'd give it a go.
I asked the waiter for a menu and the waiter told me that they have a small array of dishes and he'll tell me what they have on.
"We have Whale Meat Steaks, Whale Meat Curry, Whale Meat Stir-fry and the Vera Lynn"
I asked "What's the Vera Lynn?"
"Whale Meat Again" said the waiter...
A new Eskimo Restaurant opened up near me and I thought I'd give it a go.
I asked the waiter for a menu and the waiter told me that they have a small array of dishes and he'll tell me what they have on.
"We have Whale Meat Steaks, Whale Meat Curry, Whale Meat Stir-fry and the Vera Lynn"
I asked "What's the Vera Lynn?"
"Whale Meat Again" said the waiter...
What was the weather like..?I'm sure I have heard this joke before, but I don't know where, and I don't know when.
What was the weather like..?
What was the weather like..?
it was cloudy but i heard there were blue skies over the white cliffs of DoverWhat was the weather like..?
I thought bluebirds.I think its blue Birds...
Suddenly I feel a bit cold.Jeez, you guys need to lighten up and just laugh at the joke...then let it go....
Suddenly I feel a bit cold.
FFS!!!!
If you don’t like it Sven go somewhere else.FFS!!!!
Sorry. If you don’t like it Sven go somewhere Elsa.If you don’t like it Sven go somewhere else.