whereskeith
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This thread is funny..... the way i see it, your a long time dead so enjoy your car, roof down with cap and zero hair.
Great.Can I interject and suggest a forum bulk buy for all those with a convertible and of qualifying age.
Note the thoughtful foot spacing for heel’toing if required.
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1. Philw696.
I think that’s the least of his problems.He has very white teeth.
Good point, dual purpose use, lend it to the wife, wear it upside down, blonde wig.Great.
Comes with built in knee airbags as well. Ups your cars NCAP rating by one star immediately
Looks a bit like a young Richard Branson.Can I interject and suggest a forum bulk buy for all those with a convertible and of qualifying age.
Note the thoughtful foot spacing for heel’toing if required.
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I’ll kick things off.
1. Philw696.
I told her when she got back, er I mean, so I believe, according to my sources he told her...What about men who drive their wife's estoril blue Z4 for a long journey when she's away and don't tell her because he's embarrassed? Asking for a friend...
I better do likewise. With 4 soft tops sitting around.... I'd suddenly be relegated to 'multi cock' status.According to Andy it does , better get out and enjoy those last 3 years soon as in that case , me I'm going to be wearing a condom from now on
I better do likewise. With 4 soft tops sitting around.... I'd suddenly be relegated to 'multi cock' status.
I really ought to double down on the collection... "Octo cock" has something of a 'ring' to it
Like a dog with 4 cocks.
(does the expression 'like a dog with two dicks' get used outside of the UK? I've never been inclined to find out before.)
You've never heard of a four point tool eater?
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My old, and now Stevie's, GS Spyder, March 2014With all this nice weather and being allowed out again, I'd best re-tax the GS Spyder and go driving with the roof down. Alone. Because nobody else lives in my household.
There are some cars where, if people are looking at the occupants to see if they look like a cock, then the people looking at them and making judgement are worse because they're not ignoring the occupants to look at the car instead!
Has no one considered that a pipe could serve to immediately de-cock any situation? Such a throwback accessory would confuse any judgemental wankpot of a bystander for long enough to beat a hasty retreat in a cloud of dust and a deafening howl of handbuilt V8. And the gentle waft of pipe tobacco.