Middle aged men in open top cars.. apparently they look and act like muppets!

[whereskeith]

This thread is funny..... the way i see it, your a long time dead so enjoy your car, roof down with cap and zero hair.

 

[MrPea]

With all this nice weather and being allowed out again, I'd best re-tax the GS Spyder and go driving with the roof down. Alone. Because nobody else lives in my household.
There are some cars where, if people are looking at the occupants to see if they look like a cock, then the people looking at them and making judgement are worse because they're not ignoring the occupants to look at the car instead!

 

[Felonious Crud]

Has no one considered that a pipe could serve to immediately de-cock any situation? Such a throwback accessory would confuse any judgemental wankpot of a bystander for long enough to beat a hasty retreat in a cloud of dust and a deafening howl of handbuilt V8. And the gentle waft of pipe tobacco.

 

[Wattie]

Can I interject and suggest a forum bulk buy for all those with a convertible and of qualifying age.
Note the thoughtful foot spacing for heel’toing if required.


I’ll kick things off.
1. Philw696.

 

[DaveT]

Can I interject and suggest a forum bulk buy for all those with a convertible and of qualifying age.
Note the thoughtful foot spacing for heel’toing if required.
View attachment 70741

I’ll kick things off.
1. Philw696.

Great.
Comes with built in knee airbags as well. Ups your cars NCAP rating by one star immediately

 

[safrane]

He has very white teeth.

 

[Wattie]

He has very white teeth.

I think that’s the least of his problems.

 

[Wattie]

Great.
Comes with built in knee airbags as well. Ups your cars NCAP rating by one star immediately

Good point, dual purpose use, lend it to the wife, wear it upside down, blonde wig.
Dolly Parton lookalike suit.
No-one will notice the50 year old drivers a cock.

 

[Davidt99]

This thread has definitely enlightened me, I'm selling my SL for sure now!

 

[Felonious Crud]

My wife told me I'd look like a cock in a McLaren. Or not in a McLaren. Apparently the car is irrelevant.

 

[minardirule]

Lovely early morning drive to the butchers and bakers for essential supplies, top down, cap and sunglasses on, still under 50!

 

[bigbob]

Can I interject and suggest a forum bulk buy for all those with a convertible and of qualifying age.
Note the thoughtful foot spacing for heel’toing if required.
View attachment 70741

I’ll kick things off.
1. Philw696.

Looks a bit like a young Richard Branson.

 

[midlifecrisis]

What about men who drive their wife's estoril blue Z4 for a long journey when she's away and don't tell her because he's embarrassed? Asking for a friend...

I told her when she got back, er I mean, so I believe, according to my sources he told her...

 

[foibles]

According to Andy it does , better get out and enjoy those last 3 years soon as in that case , me I'm going to be wearing a condom from now on

I better do likewise. With 4 soft tops sitting around.... I'd suddenly be relegated to 'multi cock' status.

I really ought to double down on the collection... "Octo cock" has something of a 'ring' to it

 

[foibles]

Can someone explain terms of reference here please.... So one of those massive moon roofs that runs the length of the car....t'is fine. Even some big **** sunroof... again it's a cockitis free diagnosis. But even so much as a tiny tbar open top like a 70s corvette... That's instant cockification is it? Seems pretty arbitrary to me. Are these rules genetically hard coded into anyone devoid of a y chromosome, cos I'm totally confused...

 

[Felonious Crud]

I better do likewise. With 4 soft tops sitting around.... I'd suddenly be relegated to 'multi cock' status.

I really ought to double down on the collection... "Octo cock" has something of a 'ring' to it

Like a dog with 4 cocks.

(does the expression 'like a dog with two dicks' get used outside of the UK? I've never been inclined to find out before.)

 

[CatmanV2]

Like a dog with 4 cocks.

(does the expression 'like a dog with two dicks' get used outside of the UK? I've never been inclined to find out before.)

You've never heard of a four point tool eater?

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

You've never heard of a four point tool eater?

C

No, but Dem can probably offer us some more insight on that sort of thing.

 

[DaveT]

With all this nice weather and being allowed out again, I'd best re-tax the GS Spyder and go driving with the roof down. Alone. Because nobody else lives in my household.
There are some cars where, if people are looking at the occupants to see if they look like a cock, then the people looking at them and making judgement are worse because they're not ignoring the occupants to look at the car instead!

My old, and now Stevie's, GS Spyder, March 2014

 

[Oneball]

Has no one considered that a pipe could serve to immediately de-cock any situation? Such a throwback accessory would confuse any judgemental wankpot of a bystander for long enough to beat a hasty retreat in a cloud of dust and a deafening howl of handbuilt V8. And the gentle waft of pipe tobacco.

There’s a bloke who passes me every morning in a TT with the roof down and a pipe on the go, even if it’s minus 4.