Xmas Awards

[Emtee]

...always a step ahead Miles......................................except when I've got a limp...........................


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Except when you've got a limp what P?

 

[Parisien]

.........................Miles...there are ladies on this forum you know..............

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[dem maser]

its alright shes gone to bed....

 

[Parisien]

...and the innocent lady logs on tomorrow.......................to a limp thread....tut....tut.......




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[dem maser]

shes finished her nominating p you dont have to be nice anymore....

 

[Emtee]

...and the innocent lady logs on tomorrow.......................to a limp thread....tut....tut.......




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I woke up to a limp thread once. Ralgex and vigorous rubbing soon sorted it out (though it made my eyes water as well)

 

[dem maser]

i wake up with a limp every day....no watery eyes though....

 

[Emtee]

Dem, you need to rub it with Ralgex!!!!!!

 

[GransportFan1]

can i just say, what the bloody h3ll are you on about.

 

[dem maser]

have you got a few supply you can send me one??

 

[Emtee]

have you got a few supply you can send me one??

£20 to forum members (£2 p&p) otherwise on ebay for £25.00 a pot.

 

[dem maser]

what are the side effects....

 

[Emtee]

can i just say, what the bloody h3ll are you on about.

Adam, don't worry about it. You've got at least 20 years before you wake up with a limp anything. Ah, morning glory..... Hmmmmmm.........memories.......... All I wake up with now is a hang-over and a dog trying to eat my face!

 

[Emtee]

what are the side effects....

Buffs up to a mirror like finish and protects against salt.

 

[dem maser]

ill take 2 tins....would you take wax as payment?? hahaha

 

[Andyk]

Dem, you need to rub it with Ralgex!!!!!!

WOW .... Thats got to burn ... I find rubbing it with me wife's hands works better Dem.

 

[reservoirfrog]

Did you hear that theres a new contraceptive pill for men..you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

 

[Andyk]

Hahahahahah ... Nice one centurian nice one ....

 

[dem maser]

no problem this morning....

 

[GransportFan1]

i am totally lost here, think i will leave you all to it.