WTF are BMW doing.

midlifecrisis

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So I take it that we are all agreed (a first for SM!), that render of a BMW Is rubbish.

Does anyone like it? Speak now and forever hold your peace.
 
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BennyD said:
As you know, I generally tend to hold my opinions but in this case I won’t; if you like that pile of sh!te you deserve to to spread eagled, face down in the segregation block of a maximum security prison, in Mexico. Having said that, even they wouldn’t be able to fck enough sense in you so you could tie your own shoelaces. I fcking despair.
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Always wondered what those all inclusive breaks were like. I’ll get my Velcro shoes out.

It’s an SUV, it’s supposed to be vulgar and tasteless, might as well go for the full Kim Kardashian rather than some pyjama clad mum pretending to be Gillian Taylforth in an Evoque on Cannock Chase
 
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I thought this was a joke when I first saw it, O bet a lot of BMW fans wish it was :eek:
 
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RSM Masser said:
Well it is 750bhp
So it won’t be in front of you for long
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Well, for as long as is batteries take to go flat in case they decide to use more than bugger all of that power. Or until the driver realises they've bought a fuckugly domestic appliance and loses the will to live.
 
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Oneball said:
Always wondered what those all inclusive breaks were like. I’ll get my Velcro shoes out.

It’s an SUV, it’s supposed to be vulgar and tasteless, might as well go for the full Kim Kardashian rather than some pyjama clad mum pretending to be Gillian Taylforth in an Evoque on Cannock Chase
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Get your dogging facts right, it was Stan collymore on Cannock chase, Gillian Taylforth was on a Slip road of the A1... ;)
 
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Phil H said:
I never cease to be amazed by the depth of knowledge displayed by folk on this forum :eek:
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I lived in the area at the time of his dalliances, I had a 'lodger' who was new to the area and she and her workfriend went on a night out in Stafford. My lodger commented on how picturesque the area was, the taxi driver offerred to take them to some quiet areas he knew to see some stags (of the deer kind, aparently). They politely declined.
The next morning she asked me if I wanted to go out on the chase at night to see the stags. I asked her if it was good idea for a man and a woman to go up their in a car on te chase at night. She looked bemused. I then told her about the story of Stan Collymore and she nearly choked on her corn flakes.
 
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Assuming it is electric why doe
Oneball said:
Always wondered what those all inclusive breaks were like. I’ll get my Velcro shoes out.

It’s an SUV, it’s supposed to be vulgar and tasteless, might as well go for the full Kim Kardashian rather than some pyjama clad mum pretending to be Gillian Taylforth in an Evoque on Cannock Chase
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Wot you mean like a RR Velar?
 
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