Why Renault?

conaero

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Ok, so I am being abused by PM for my latest Signature update so I thought I would explain:

Being 17 and a newly qualified driver, you look for your first car, or more so, you borrow your dads 3rd car.

For me this was a 1979 (T) Renualt 14 TL metallic green with tan velour interior:

Incidentally, the 14 was based on the 205 with the same 1360cc engine, if you look you can see the family lines.

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For the purists, this was the early model with the bumper mounted front indicators and mine was of course, UK spec right hand drive. SWEET!

In those days, it was more about the fact I had transport than what the car was, and to be fair it was a very comfortable car. So When that one got written off when it got hit by a milk float an we noticed the bonnet was raised in the middle, only to open it and the front turrets to pop through the inner wings (the bonnet was the only thing holding the front strut in place), I decided to buy another, a gold and tan 14TS with central locking and electric window:

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It fell to bits and I was forever fixing it as I just did not have the money in those days. This is were I learned my skills to tackle any job, and having taken the engine out on many occasion for head gaskets, clutches etc.

So after that one made its final trip the the scrap yard in the sky, in 1990 I went for the Renualt 11TXE Elecronique, 1985 black with grey velour. It was a great car, it had electronic dash (that broke) and speech warning system (that broke), electric window (that broke), infa-red remote central locking (that broke) and a top notch hifi with separate amp with bass and treble (you guessed it, it broke) It had the zesty 1.7 8v engine that was fabulous but a suspension that was for ever failing and it ate drive shafts and roll bar bushes at an alarming rate, but all in all, it was a great car. Me and Mrs Conearo had much fun in it (ill leave that there). I then sold this (nice to have a Renault to sell rather than scrap)

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I then went for another, this time a Boston:

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Again loads of aggro, but they were cheap and cheerful.

All the time I was in Renaults I was always eyeing up Alfa 33's, and the P4 I seriously considered, so the indicators were there.

Then I started to make some money so the logical thing was to dispense with these cheap used cars and buy something brand new, surely they would be more reliable as we are talking a lot of money here....wrong!

I bought a burgundy Megane with the cool rear lights (I have a thing for cool rear lights) and it was awful. It came with faults, the clutch clicked every time you pressed it, door handle came away in my hand and some nice sole kicked the side of the car in at 2 weeks old, so I offed it within the year, put this down to a lemon and upgraded to the Cab:

Coupe:

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Cab:

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The engine blew up in the cab, the door handle came off in my hand again, same clutch problem, and it leaked so enough was enough, and the rest as they say is history!

Would love to hear others car history (with pics)
 

Parisien

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Matt....just to keep the record clear...I only abused you in PUBLIC on the forum....not by pm....;)....;)

Thats a very sad post..................had my hankie out twice........bl00dy French.....cars....;)....

Wait til Ian reads this........his BP will go through the roof.....

Gald you eventually saw the light and ended up here!!

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Parisien

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Oh...so Renault 11TXE Electronique = loveboat.......you know how to show a girl a good time........has Mrs Conaero recovered yet....thats what we all want to know.......;)....?


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I had a Renault 11 TXE as a youngster, was fab, although used to do weird things like wind the windows down if it was too hot outside.

My favourite bit of fun was the 11 Turbo I bought. Had a few tweeks to it and along with Scorpion Full Stainless system it sounded like a puker little rally car.
 

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conaero

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Oh...so Renault 11TXE Electronique = loveboat.......you know how to show a girl a good time........has Mrs Conaero recovered yet....thats what we all want to know.......;)....?


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As I said, I am leaving that one there. Blimey, was with the wife back in 1990 thats along time!....we did have a 5 year brake in the mid 1990's I suppose, must be due another one soon?
 

conaero

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I had a Renault 11 TXE as a youngster, was fab, although used to do weird things like wind the windows down if it was too hot outside.

My favourite bit of fun was the 11 Turbo I bought. Had a few tweeks to it and along with Scorpion Full Stainless system it sounded like a puker little rally car.

Great minds! Did yours eat drive shafts too, I take it the turbo went bang?

It does look better with out all that plastic shite down the sides too.
 

LeeH

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Great minds! Did yours eat drive shafts too, I take it the turbo went bang?

It does look better with out all that plastic shite down the sides too.

I did go through a fair few drive shafts and yes the Turbo did go at one point.

I stripped and had it rebuilt myself many times and always with spare screws and nuts left over! ;-)

Was a hoot though as no one knew what it was, but it did go like stink...
 

Paulm

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I know it's not a Renault......

Where shall I start…..

First car k reg mini clubman estate “rust colour†bought for £150 in 1981.

Lovely motor, 1 owner….now this is where it all goes wrong……Dad introduces me to socket set and spanners….
Phone call from friend “1300gt gold seal engine sitting in a car dumped in field!†whooooooo off I go..gets there in a muddy field and whips engine out, back doors open in she goes…..now mini's are not the best in muddy fields with 2 engines in ! Sh1t how do I get outta here quick , can't believe luck….farmer arrives “nice one give me a tow PLEASE !†“No problem, now you've had engine how about rest of car?†“S0d that†Famer says he'll run over it with tractor and dump it in the hole he's filling !

Engine home…..spanners sockets etc out….. my 1000cc engine out and 1300gt lump in, all in a day……these are the days of my life  few mods…..rad, box etc…..but had her fired up by 11pm.

Few weeks later takes Mrs M out to pub…, boy does she pull , mr plod chasing me in astra going up long hill…..gets to pub…..orders drinks……plod walks in “Who's is the mini ?†mine !!!! outside please…….severe dressing down. Goes into what model is it sir? 1000cc….none believer so then asked to take vehicle to station in morning for inspection……..Sh1t……!!!!!!!!!!!

Pub cut short off home Mrs M not impressed with me  Engine out / engine in….next morning off to station ……..cough splutter all the way !

Officer comes out p1ssing himself……lift bonnet agrees it's a 1000cc. rad not normal though, tells me he's going to ok it, but suggests I slow down as the 2 policemen in astra were embarrassed they could not catch a rusty old mini. Sort asks truth…..tells him truth…..we then go into long conversation about cars……pat on back and off I go, but a little warning in my ear !!!!!

Boy how much policemen have changed over the years !

Sorry years fly by and pics are somewhere in mists of time :(

Can be continued……have may more stories…..mini's – escorts – cossie - hi-lux's – loads in between to present day !!!
 

conaero

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Me and Trev in SM HQ are both 'laufin' at that one, very good Paul!!!

More stories of this nature please.
 

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D0ddamn French cr4p. Where is Birdcage when you need him? So Matt, the first one was written off by a milk float. Did he ram you from behind misjudging an overtake?
 

Parisien

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Very funny Ian.......bet the turbo didn't kick in when it should have and bobs your curdled milk.....;)


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BennyD

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The milk would have curdled just being in such close proximity to a Renault!
 

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Bet you pulled the women....or men....in those Matt...........I do like the black 11....
 

conaero

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D0ddamn French cr4p. Where is Birdcage when you need him? So Matt, the first one was written off by a milk float. Did he ram you from behind misjudging an overtake?

I suppose I lined myself up for that one didn't I.

No, it was parked outside the house and on the back of the old electric milk floats, there is a big crossmember. Now as they are 3 wheelers, when you turn, the rear crossmember swings out and went through the side of the wing.

Another one I remember is coming out to my car in the morning to find the headlight glass on the floor, it just fell out. Luckily it did not break so I just used clear mastic to glue it back on!

Got to luv the French!
 

Birdcage

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I suppose I lined myself up for that one didn't I.

No, it was parked outside the house and on the back of the old electric milk floats, there is a big crossmember. Now as they are 3 wheelers, when you turn, the rear crossmember swings out and went through the side of the wing.

Another one I remember is coming out to my car in the morning to find the headlight glass on the floor, it just fell out. Luckily it did not break so I just used clear mastic to glue it back on!

Got to luv the French!


My sentiments exactly Benjamin D

What is there to say about a man with Renault heritage , nothing good from what im reading, Hmmmm sort of says it all slow learner , took him 5 cars to realise he'd made a classic gooner:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
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conaero

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I really should get round to banning you but I find your comments more entertaining than pathetic.

So come on, what car did you drive when you were a skint spotty teenager, or were you born into royalty....I would not be surprised to find you a sibling of the Hitler blood line?
 

Birdcage

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I really should get round to banning you but I find your comments more entertaining than pathetic.

So come on, what car did you drive when you were a skint spotty teenager, or were you born into royalty....I would not be surprised to find you a sibling of the Hitler blood line?


Words/insults rattled out in anger dont cut the mustard young man , least i had the forsight and breeding that only public school can provide to drive as my first car what is now the classic MGB GT, british racing green oh complete with white racing stripe and chrome wires ..............i rest my case...... well i cant take all the credit you have kindly rested it for me