When you need cheering up

[urbanmaser]

She is a peach UM...I think she deserves a new pair of trousers though...I hope you don't mind me saying, but those are looking a little tatty

I can't afford to treat her.............just paid for the HR Owen service

 

[ENZ525]

I can't afford to treat her.............just paid for the HR Owen service

So now I know who gets preferential treatment

 

[urbanmaser]

As great as that rear end is it cannot compare to the rear end of the Maserati

Regards

Stevie Wonder

 

[Parisien]

I sense another one of those mindless threads that goes on for 50 to 100 pages.

When will you guys stop fantasing and realise what load of crocks you are.????????? Me on the otherhand I just keep to the real world. I am more than happy with my darling wife and have no need for these mindless fantasies.



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.................I feel a strike fomenting in Matts mind for that set of BUT*TOCKS.................................


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[urbanmaser]

.................I feel a strike fomenting in Matts mind for that set of BUT*TOCKS.................................


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How can he strike when all I have done is post a picture of my wife out doing the weekly Waitrose shop????????????

 

[tess]

so no one likes my johnny then? lol

 

[2b1ask1]

so no one likes my johnny then? lol

Tess; he's my long lost twin brother..... Didn't I mention?

 

[Parisien]

How can he strike when all I have done is post a picture of my wife out doing the weekly Waitrose shop????????????

.....so shes number 5 or 6.......change her like your cars?!





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[ENZ525]

so no one likes my johnny then? lol

He's nice Tess...but nowhere near as nice as mrs torney pants

 

[Andyk]

so no one likes my johnny then? lol

I like him Tess ... Not in a taking a walk up cadbury lane sort of way..........But I can see why females rate him. I like him as an actor as well.

 

[urbanmaser]

Lets all chip in and buy Tess a pirate for Xmas

 

[Andyk]

Lets all chip in and buy Tess a pirate for Xmas

UM....you not been to Newport then ..... Loads of Pirates there already.