What next for Urby?????

[Andyk]

Nice 575.....Thats down the road at Cortese......Just needs cream leather and it would be perfect.

 

[GransportFan1]

It has to be a 599, just gorgeous IMO.

575 is also a stunner and great prices. Blue with Cream is best combo IMO (Enzo will agree with that comment )

 

[lozcb]

To be fair i havent driven a 599 but open to offers hehe, its awfully bigish , what would worry me ... is parking the thing up and leaving it for any amount of time , pub car park /supermarket car park i would be on edge all the time , its bad enough with the Masser , but i would be totally paranoid with a 599 , whereas the 575 , still bigger than the GS but slightly more suited to general parking than the 599,


regards loz

 

[Andyk]

It is a huge car for a 2 seater Loz.........First time I saw one at Bristol it just look wrong next to the 575, 355 etc....Just too big....Brilliant car I'm sure but not for me.....

 

[lozcb]

It is a huge car for a 2 seater Loz.........First time I saw one at Bristol it just look wrong next to the 575, 355 etc....Just too big....Brilliant car I'm sure but not for me.....

For sure Andy , one of those cars where people automatically assume you have a rather small peeenis hehehhe



regards loz

 

[Andyk]

Ah, thats why it's not for me.........................makes sense now...

 

[lozcb]

Ah, thats why it's not for me.........................makes sense now...

God i feel sad chuckling to a PC all on my own , kaz is out on a girls night out , its her birthday tomorrow



regards loz

 

[Andyk]

If only it were true Loz.....

 

[ENZ525]

Some 599 / 575 comparisons...E&OE...

Length 4666 / 4550
Width 1961 / 1935
Height 1336 / 1277
Wheelbase 2750 / 2500
Front track 1689 / 1632
Rear track 1681 / 1586
Kerb weight 1692 / 1730

All in MM except for weight...

 

[lozcb]

Some 599 / 575 comparisons...E&OE...

Length 4666 / 4550
Width 1961 / 1935
Height 1336 / 1277
Wheelbase 2750 / 2500
Front track 1689 / 1632
Rear track 1681 / 1586
Kerb weight 1692 / 1730

All in MM except for weight...

Cheers Enzo , just shows you that tricks can be played on the eyes , ive driven both 550 and 575 , only stood beside a 599 and it appears a lot bigger i wonder why when in reality its only inches different wierrrrrrrd


regards loz

 

[Parisien]

If only it were true Loz.....

...just to give us an idea of your endowment Andy.....care to take another pic of the sieve barely covering the bell end bit....we would all be impressed........and it would totally disprove that urban myth..........for once and for all!!!!!!!


P

 

[Andyk]

God Frank can you imagine.....I sure to get banned........

 

[BennyD]

You guys are painting a picture I just do not want to see!

 

[Andyk]

Especially at this time of the morning over your crunchy nuts Benny...

 

[urbanmaser]

One does have to take into account my sublime driving skills when considering what car would best suit me. I mean just look at the way I took the lead from the Malt Shovel. Those behind me were left admiring my *** until even that became a speck in the distance

 

[BennyD]

Urby mate, we only followed you out of curiosity until we lost the will to live and started looking for a pub ourselves! And the only time your *** became a speck in the distance was when it was your turn to get a round in!

 

[conaero]

Urby mate, we only followed you out of curiosity until we lost the will to live and started looking for a pub ourselves! And the only time your *** became a speck in the distance was when it was your turn to get a round in!

 

[lozcb]

One does have to take into account my sublime driving skills when considering what car would best suit me. I mean just look at the way I took the lead from the Malt Shovel. Those behind me were left admiring my *** until even that became a speck in the distance

Traban springs to mind Urby,



regards loz

 

[urbanmaser]

Urby mate, we only followed you out of curiosity until we lost the will to live and started looking for a pub ourselves! And the only time your *** became a speck in the distance was when it was your turn to get a round in!

Benny jealousy is not an admirable traite. Thats the difference between you and me. I purposely kept my speed down so as not to embarass you whereas had you had the ability to do so you would have sped off leaving me behind. I am almost saint like :auto11:

 

[lozcb]

One does have to take into account my sublime driving skills when considering what car would best suit me. I mean just look at the way I took the lead from the Malt Shovel. Those behind me were left admiring my *** until even that became a speck in the distance

It was more like the old codgers warm up lap for F1 Grand Prix , all the cars slowing creating a long gap just so they could get up to 50 once in a while, we urgently need to get urby on a trackday


regards loz