What about prostitutes then and drug dealers? We are gonna still need cash for those.
Actually that just reminded me, I was on a work trip to Plymouth, and asked this lass for directions, and mithered her a bit too much I think, cos she got a bit shirty and and said;
'Do you mind, I'm a working girl - it's £40 for a blow-job.....'
I thought she said £14 so quick as a flash I said;
'So £15 including the tip?'
Which I thought was dead funny but she didn't.
Hoping for a raft of prostitute stories now....