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[MarkMas]

This has just occurred to me...
If you are selling a car, but might want to find it again in the future, take a photo of it parked badly outside a friend's office, then at a much later date you can get your friend to use the photo to ask the DVLA for the current keeper's name and address, by saying that it seems to be abandoned.

 

[philw696]

You been abusing the communion wine ?

 

[Nibby]

Before you get into bed on that cold night blast under the sheets with an hair dryer.

 

[Markc]

Taxi drivers why not visit your local garage and get your indicators fixed so the rest of us know where the fvck you’re going. (credit Viz)

 

[2b1ask1]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[CatmanV2]

Is this not the terrible jokes thread, by another name?

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[MarkMas]

Is this not the terrible jokes thread, by another name?

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It was supposed to be for actual, but slightly off-the-wall, ideas. But I see now that it has already got away from me and will just get very silly indeed.

 

[CatmanV2]

It was supposed to be for actual, but slightly off-the-wall, ideas. But I see now that it has already got away from me and will just get very silly indeed.

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Sorry, can I just check: Is this the 30 minute argument, or the full hour?

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[MarkMas]

Sorry, can I just check: Is this the 30 minute argument, or the full hour?

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Five minutes.

 

[CatmanV2]

Five minutes.

Inflation. Plus this is SM. Some of the people here can argue about anything

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[midlifecrisis]

Don't buy an ugly car and stick it on this forum if you expect people not to comment on its err...good personality.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Inflation. Plus this is SM. Some of the people here can argue about anything

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Not anything... everything

 

[Mavster]

Don't buy an ugly car and stick it on this forum if you expect people not to comment on its err...good personality.

Even if its an Aston lolz

 

[midlifecrisis]

Even if its an Aston lolz

Was it? Clearly a day off...

 

[Mavster]

Was it? Clearly a day off...

It looks like it wasn't. No excuse, even if it was.

 

[midlifecrisis]

https://www.sportsmaserati.com/index.php?threads/sunday-drive-where-did-you-go.36371/post-956131

 

[Gazcw]

Inflation. Plus this is SM. Some of the people here can argue about anything

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No we can't!

 

[CatmanV2]

No we can't!

Thank you, that's it.

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[Gazcw]

Thank you, that's it.

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Don't you oppress me and my views.......

 

[CatmanV2]

I'm 52!

Oh, wrong thread!

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