The only way to go ?

[JAGPURR]

WHEN I GO I WANT TO GO IN ONE OF THESE!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Maserati-Quattroporte-Hearse-Intercar-brochure-RARE-/310225740416?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_CarParts_Vehicles_Manuals_Litterature_ET&hash=item483ae52280

 

[Emtee]

Quattroporte? Hmmm, wonder how they get the coffin in?

 

[Andyk]

**** of a way to depart this world...

 

[conaero]

Can I just say, that when my time is up, I want to go in that car, point my wife to this post if she does not believe you!

 

[lozcb]

Truth be told Matt , most spouses will be hunting for the insurance policy last thing they will be thinking of is sending you off in style , that would be atleast 5 pairs of shoes and a couple of handbages

regards loz

 

[Andyk]

Yes, same here Loz...She will be looking at the cheapest way...I'm sure I would be at the bottom of the garden with the cat, rabbit and hamster if it was legal.

 

[Emtee]

I have (really) already informed Mrs Tee that she is to find the cheapest coffin she can find (ebay, second hand, don't care) get what's left of me to the nearest body oven and turn it to gas mark 10.

Once I'm ash she is to go out and find THE most impressive and expensive firework she can lay her hands on, attach what's left of me to it and light the fuse.

Can't think of a better way to go.

 

[Andyk]

Rocket up your ****...

 

[Emtee]

Cadaver Rocket!! Wow, that's brilliant, completely gruesome, but brilliant!

 

[lozcb]

Cadaver Rocket!! Wow, that's brilliant, completely gruesome, but brilliant!

Now there's an online business if ever i saw one , thats truly entrepeneurial , i think there would be a good market for that

regards loz

 

[Andyk]

Always looking to make a buck Loz.....