The need for Spe......oh I mean information

[BennyD]

I think you would be better off beating yourself with birch twigs and hammering nails in with your nuts. You obviously hate yourself so a 3200 would be a logical choice!

 

[Grinzzz]

will be fun in the wet. Going to ensure I have a copy of a well known dead or alive record on the iphone whenever I go out in if its damp. Squirms like a nymphomaniac even in the dry. My ear defenders haven't seen this much use in a while either.

 

[CatmanV2]

Love that track. He looks a bit odd, these days, though.....

C

 

[MAF260]

He looks a bit odd, these days, though.....

Grinzzz? Bit harsh, Chris!!

 

[Grinzzz]

Actually it's true. I have a crooked back, ears like cauliflowers and red-eye from petrol fumes. It's bloody great!!

 

[BennyD]

Your ear and eye maladies probably came from following me down the Bruntingthorpe runway!

 

[Grinzzz]

No, that just resulted in me wondering why a car that cornered so badly it looked like a lawn mower managed to take off like a scalded cat when it hit a straight bit!

 

[MAF260]

The crooked back probably helps you get in and out of the Marcos!

 

[Grinzzz]

It's from leaning forward to try to see over the front. Leaning forward to move the pedals. Leaning to one side to see out the side mirror and twisting round to see if my inside is clear to go back in lane.

Somewhat optimistically Ive just fitted a radio. Should come in useful when I'm sat at the side of the road awaiting recovery!

But the good news is after cutting my hands to bits I've now got all five gears back.

 

[BennyD]

No, that just resulted in me wondering why a car that cornered so badly it looked like a lawn mower managed to take off like a scalded cat when it hit a straight bit!

Cornered badly?! I was just doing a bit of taxiway-edge trimming!

 

[Grinzzz]

Could of sworn I saw a mole go past my window at one stage. I was pulling grass trimmings out of the grill for a month.

 

[BennyD]

It's all part of the service I provide!