The Mother in Law thread

[Markc]

Mother in Law visiting. Posted more this evening than in the last 10 years. Anyone within 100 miles of Salisbury fancy a beer tonight? Please....

 

[Zep]

Why, does she want to get out of the house?

 

[CatmanV2]

I like my mother in law. Sadly she's becoming less and less her

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[Markc]

Why, does she want to get out of the house?

That is savage!

 

[Markc]

I’m 50 in a couple of weeks. Mother in law said I’d be eligible for a SAGA holiday. I’ve booked her a holiday (it’s a one way trip to Switzerland).

 

[Zep]

That is savage!

Just pulling your leg chief

 

[Felonious Crud]

Why, does she want to get out of the house?

Is she a MILILF ? We'll need photos.

 

[Zep]

Is she a MILILF ? We'll need photos.

And he said I was savage!

Life is not a Fountains of Wayne song. Or, for that matter, the video.

 

[Markc]

Where do you live I’ll send her round!

 

[spkennyuk]

I’m 50 in a couple of weeks. Mother in law said I’d be eligible for a SAGA holiday. I’ve booked her a holiday (it’s a one way trip to Switzerland).

Take your mother in law on holiday and then it will be a SAGA !

 

[Oneball]

And he said I was savage!

Life is not a Fountains of Wayne song. Or, for that matter, the video.

 

[Zep]

I knew someone would

 

[Sam McGoo]

Loved that.
Was it the base player that died of covid?

Edit- nope Google tells me it was the singer.

 

[Swedish Paul]

Mother in law has never had an accident in the car. She’s seen thousands...

 

[Wattie]

Mother in Law visiting. Posted more this evening than in the last 10 years. Anyone within 100 miles of Salisbury fancy a beer tonight? Please....

Are the mice throwing themselves on the traps?

 

[midlifecrisis]

My wife and I were walking through the town and we saw the mother-in-law being attacked by six blokes. My wife said, that we should help. I said don't bother, six should be enough.



Thank you Les Dawson.

 

[GeoffCapes]

I'm not saying the reason we're not buying the house we were originally because of my Mother in Law.
However, we will go from being 300 metres away to 6 miles.

Coincidence? Not on my part!

 

[UlstermanAbroad]

Stifler's Mom I saw Jennifer Coolidge at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2010.
I'm sure she was loaded. She was in a dress, at least two sizes
too small and looked like the Michelin Man's drunken sister.
I think she talked about her career. Such as it was.
Alongside a delightful tour of Auschwitz. This ranks up there
as one of the least comedic hours of my life.