The joys of getting on a bit...

[Blox]

We are the same age then my friend.....Give or take 6 months. Like You I still have a full head of hair but lots of grey these days. Well my wife likes it...distinguished she calls it......I'm think I'm more old miserable git....

When this covid thing goes away, we shall have to get together for that long awaited beer and compare our greyness

 

[Simon1963]

I had internal piles injected a few years ago. I was layed on my side knees up to my chest and all I could hear was the doc getting the clamps ready. Now that wasn’t a pleasant experience. My ar5e felt like a wizards sleeve afterwards.

 

[lifes2short]

found the j-ackass clip

 

[lifes2short]

My ar5e felt like a wizards sleeve afterwards.

, urban dictionary quote, did you end up with saggy flaps then

A Wizard's sleeve is firstly and foremost the section of a wizard's cloak that covers the shoulder down to the hand. It is normally tapererd in that when looking at it, it widens as it gets closer to the hand.

An urban or slang use of the term Wizard's Sleeve is to describe women's vaginal flaps once they are in a particularly saggy state due to being over worked in a sexual manner or after giving birth to a number of children.

"After six kids, her fanny must hang like a Wizard's sleeve"

 

[Wattie]

you've not lived life until you've had something up your 4rse , didn't one of the ja-ckass guys get a toy car stuck up his 4rse

Don’t you go blaming others for your misadventure!

 

[CatmanV2]

has anybody ever had the routine prostate check thing, i had a letter from the hospital about a couple of years ago about routine check for all males over 50, what a pain in the 4rse literally, camera right up there all the way, to say it was painful for a good few seconds is a fecking understatement and then they use some sort of claw thingy to get a tissue sample

That doesn't sound that routine, and certainly not what I had when I had my over 50s check NHS or my private full screen

C

 

[Wattie]

I had internal piles injected a few years ago. I was layed on my side knees up to my chest and all I could hear was the doc getting the clamps ready. Now that wasn’t a pleasant experience. My ar5e felt like a wizards sleeve afterwards.

why would you wanna get them injected?
Personally I’d rather get botox.

 

[CatmanV2]

I had internal piles injected a few years ago. I was layed on my side knees up to my chest and all I could hear was the doc getting the clamps ready. Now that wasn’t a pleasant experience. My ar5e felt like a wizards sleeve afterwards.

But a wizards staff has a knob on the end!

C

 

[jasst]

I've had cameras in both orifices, and no not a nice experience, the worst bit for the one up the back passage was the stuff you had to drink the night before to 'clean everything out' just go and sit on the bog for a few hours, cos you will struggle to get there in time! They have altered the way they get samples from prostate, its now a 'multi plate biopsy' which involves sticking a needle into your groin between your rectum and scrotum every 5mm, they took 45 samples from me, ouch.

 

[Vampyrebat]

But a wizards staff has a knob on the end!

C

Just noticed your new avatar!!...Very nice! Well done C!!

 

[CatmanV2]

Just noticed your new avatar!!...Very nice! Well done C!!

I thought it would be longer before anyone noticed

C

 

[Simon1963]

why would you wanna get them injected?
Personally I’d rather get botox.

Believe me Wattie it wasn’t something I rushed to the front of the que for

 

[Wattie]

, urban dictionary quote, did you end up with saggy flaps then

A Wizard's sleeve is firstly and foremost the section of a wizard's cloak that covers the shoulder down to the hand. It is normally tapererd in that when looking at it, it widens as it gets closer to the hand.

An urban or slang use of the term Wizard's Sleeve is to describe women's vaginal flaps once they are in a particularly saggy state due to being over worked in a sexual manner or after giving birth to a number of children.

"After six kids, her fanny must hang like a Wizard's sleeve"

True story. Swear
One of my Mrs friends announced last week that she’s going in for a trim.
“It’s like lettuce hanging out of a burger”
Apparently.
In jest, My Mrs suggested she use the off cuts in her lips

 

[Simon1963]

True story. Swear
One of my Mrs friends announced last week that she’s going in for a trim.
“It’s like lettuce hanging out of a burger”
Apparently.
In jest, My Mrs suggested she use the off cuts in her lips

Is that a wizardectomy?

 

[Oishi]

"Honest doctor, it was a one in a million shot"
I too noticed Catman's new ride.
Lets see... MC Catman? No..

 

[Vampyrebat]

I thought it would be longer before anyone noticed

C

Was I the first??!!......Can we see pics? .....Pretty please!!...

 

[Vampyrebat]

"Honest doctor, it was a one in a million shot"
I too noticed Catman's new ride.
Lets see... MC Catman? No..

Yeh but I win 1st prize Oishi!!

 

[CatmanV2]

Was I the first??!!......Can we see pics? .....Pretty please!!...

Very much so.

Not so much. The pics from the ad have been taken down and it's bloody cold out there. I'll update on the can of worms closed thread

C

 

[Vampyrebat]

Very much so.

Not so much. The pics from the ad have been taken down and it's bloody cold out there. I'll update on the can of worms closed thread

C

Good man.....I shall await with baited breath!...Well done again that man.....Sorry; Cat!!

 

[Oishi]

In my Brit-to-Yank translation dictionary under "posh", there is a pik of Catman's new motor.