The joys of getting on a bit...

[Scaf]

Matt - you look bloody good for it mate.

Also, you have the ability to stay awake longer than me on a night out

Who would've thought that'd be our last SM night out for a while, is it a year ago since Waterloo evening out SM 10 Yr celebration?

And that was some night, I remember it well....... well bits of it

 

[alfatwo]

2018, hair wise It was my grandads fault..

Dave

 

[Wanderer]

Now I got a nosebleed (ft. grey beard)..

 

[philw696]

Now I got a nosebleed (ft. grey beard)..

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Frank Gallagher in Shameless.

 

[Oneball]

Now I got a nosebleed (ft. grey beard)..

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please tell me you’re wearing clothes

 

[Wack61]

Seriously if you don't pee in once continuous flood, and do have to pee in the night (unless a heavy session the night before), get your prostrate checked!

You only have to set foot in the surgery once you reach a certain age , I went in for a dizzy feeling about a year ago and got the wiggly finger

I got my bladder inspected with a camera at the hospital and he had a go as well , not much warning either
I'm just going to check your pr , oooooooo

 

[CatmanV2]

You only have to set foot in the surgery once you reach a certain age , I went in for a dizzy feeling about a year ago and got the wiggly finger

I got my bladder inspected with a camera at the hospital and he had a go as well , not much warning either
I'm just going to check your pr , oooooooo

Had a private health screening a couple of years back:
'So Mr Matthews, would you like a prostate exam this afternoon?"
'Well it wasn't actually high on my list of priorities today...'

(TBH I'd had one the year before. The consultant used two fingers. When my eyes stopped watering, I asked why. So I get a second opinion right away)

C

 

[Simon1963]

Had a private health screening a couple of years back:
'So Mr Matthews, would you like a prostate exam this afternoon?"
'Well it wasn't actually high on my list of priorities today...'

(TBH I'd had one the year before. The consultant used two fingers. When my eyes stopped watering, I asked why. So I get a second opinion right away)

C

Nothing to worry about just make sure the doc hasn’t got both hands on your shoulders

 

[Blox]

I love the thread drift. From car insurance renewal to prostate exams and hair loss with seamless ease....
Despite turning 56 next April, fortunately still blessed on the hair front....although the grey is definitely accelerating !
This was taken on our roadtrip to Como last August....

 

[safrane]

Now I got a nosebleed (ft. grey beard)..

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You look like Brodie when he was released from captivity in Homeland.

 

[lifes2short]

has anybody ever had the routine prostate check thing, i had a letter from the hospital about a couple of years ago about routine check for all males over 50, what a pain in the 4rse literally, camera right up there all the way, to say it was painful for a good few seconds is a fecking understatement and then they use some sort of claw thingy to get a tissue sample

 

[Wattie]

has anybody ever had the routine prostate check thing, i had a letter from the hospital about a couple of years ago about routine check for all males over 50, what a pain in the 4rse literally, camera right up there all the way, to say it was painful for a good few seconds is a fecking understatement and then they use some sort of claw thingy to get a tissue sample

Did they use one of these!

 

[lifes2short]

Did they use one of these!
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certainly felt like it

 

[Andyk]

I love the thread drift. From car insurance renewal to prostate exams and hair loss with seamless ease....
Despite turning 56 next April, fortunately still blessed on the hair front....although the grey is definitely accelerating !
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We are the same age then my friend.....Give or take 6 months. Like You I still have a full head of hair but lots of grey these days. Well my wife likes it...distinguished she calls it......I'm think I'm more old miserable git....

 

[philw696]

Never had it done and I'm approaching 59.
Here in France I was told when having a medical a year ago they checked it from the blood sample they took.
So not having been to a private school or being in prison I'm all in tact still.

 

[rossyl]

Did they use one of these!
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That made me chuckle

 

[Wattie]

That made me chuckle

It made his eyes water!

 

[Wattie]

certainly felt like it

Hardly touched the sides!

 

[Simon1963]

has anybody ever had the routine prostate check thing, i had a letter from the hospital about a couple of years ago about routine check for all males over 50, what a pain in the 4rse literally, camera right up there all the way, to say it was painful for a good few seconds is a fecking understatement and then they use some sort of claw thingy to get a tissue sample

Maybe they forgot to detach it from the tripod?

 

[lifes2short]

Never had it done and I'm approaching 59.

you've not lived life until you've had something up your 4rse , didn't one of the ja-ckass guys get a toy car stuck up his 4rse