The Demise of UrbanMaser

[urbanmaser]

Our original Captain Slow has fallen victim to the system and it is with great sadness that I have to announce that our unsung hero has been sentenced by Judge Jeffries presiding.

There was a mixture of gasps of despair from his family and friends and cheers from Road Safety campaigners but a deadly hush spread over the court room as the sentence was announced.

We at SportsMaserati should never forget UrbanMaser and the brave and heroic fight he put on to avoid the action taken against him for doing 58mph in a 50mph zone

The squeemish should look away now

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[GransportFan1]

urby we will always remember you.

 

[Parisien]

.......theres always the Human rights act UM....................under the heading...."Loss of enjoyment of a roadworthy supercar"....section......for an appeal....




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[dem maser]

what the **** happened UM

 

[Emtee]

Appeal to the Human Rights Tribunal. It's a travesty, a miscarriage of justice. Free the Urban One!

 

[NickP]

It was nice knowing you UM...

 

[Parisien]

It was nice knowing you UM...

......very drole....NickP...am laffin.................

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[conaero]

urby we will always remember you.

What was his name again?

 

[GransportFan1]

I dont actually know Urby's real name

 

[reservoirfrog]

WTF................a hanging ........and we dont get the chance to spectate.............B*ll*cks............I was looking forward to that.

 

[lozcb]

Im Certainly going to appeal that sentence on Urby's behalf , should of been a lot lot tougher and at the minimum a spector participant sport with him in the stocks for starters and then hang draw and quarter the bugger , hanging is too fast too quick , what about our enjoyment and two penny worth



regards loz

 

[Andyk]

Thats a nice bit of rope there ...

 

[Andrea]

Do we need to bring your xmas dinner to prison, or will it be to late (miles did you get a deposit?)

 

[dem maser]

ill take kebabs

 

[Emtee]

First dibs on the GS.......

 

[dem maser]

he will want 40k??!!

 

[Andyk]

he will want 40k??!!

Na the family will sell it I would imagine and want a quick sale .. offer 29k and I think you may get it.

 

[urbanmaser]

Finally, I know who my true friends are................You either want to see the hanging or want to get your greasy hands on my Maserati for the price of a pound of potatoes...........WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO??????????

 

[Emtee]

Finally, I know who my true friends are................You either want to see the hanging or want to get your greasy hands on my Maserati for the price of a pound of potatoes...........WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO??????????

Thought you'd be banged up by now Urby? ..............Oh and it's all in jest.. you know we lurve you (in a manly hug sort of way followed by a clearing of the throat and shoe gazing)

 

[dem maser]

happy you still around UM.... even if oyu went down the maser will be there waiting for you.....