Sweet tooth

[urbanmaser]

SOME OF US JUST DON'T GTOW UP



Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street and had a drink in Mars bar.

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight

. But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

 

[dem maser]

Haha good one UM.....

 

[Birdcage]

Is that supposed to be humourous , sounds like it was written by a neurotic 13 year school boy

 

[Andyk]

Brilliant UM....Love it...

 

[urbanmaser]

Only a pratt like Birdcage could come out with a remark like that.........must be at least one strike if not a ban

 

[urbanmaser]

Brilliant UM....Love it...

Ahhhhhh Andy have you missed me mate?

I have not been around for a while but I can see the place needs an injection of humour. I leave you lot for a while and you get all serious talking about your nuts and bolts.......especially your nuts

 

[Andyk]

Always miss you UM..You keep me on the straight and narrow....

 

[Emtee]

Haha. Urby we've been beset with Bird Brain for the last few days. Sort him out would you. Reckon it needs someone of your authority and wisdom to put him back in his padded box.

 

[BennyD]

Is that supposed to be humourous , sounds like it was written by a neurotic 13 year school boy

Shouldn't that be; looks like it was written by a .............? Perhaps what you heard were the voices in your fat head.

 

[Paulm]

Like that one Urby
Please have a word with.....I'm told he's your mate.....The Cage ! don't know the guy but he seems to be full of schoolboy behaviour !

 

[urbanmaser]

Like that one Urby
Please have a word with.....I'm told he's your mate.....The Cage ! don't know the guy but he seems to be full of schoolboy behaviour !

Birdcage is no mate of mine..........he banned me from another forum for daring to have an opinion that differed from his.

Don't pay any attention to him he is a complete and utter d---k but harmless nonetheless

 

[Parisien]

Was I banned before you Urby......can't remember now.................he defo put the P into pr1ick!


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[urbanmaser]

Was I banned before you Urby......can't remember now.................he defo put the P into pr1ick!


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Yes Frank you were first choice to be banned, followed shortly after by me............You always seem to be honoured by being the first

 

[Bell]

Quietly chuckling at that one.

Funny stuff.

 

[Birdcage]

Yes Frank you were first choice to be banned, followed shortly after by me............You always seem to be honoured by being the first

You knew the rules Parisien/Urbanmaser , what was the point of me introducing a strike count if it was never exercised , you both hit the 3 count within a very short space of time aswell as inciting the masses to riot , not cricket and within the rules , no good whinging about it now

 

[Parisien]

............You always seem to be honoured by being the first

...Thats what Madame Parisien said too...........


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[Parisien]

Yeah..you put your foot on my neck.........but on SM....its all in the past.......long live Sportsmaserati!!!!


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[urbanmaser]

Yeah..you put your foot on my neck.........but on SM....its all in the past.......long live Sportsmaserati!!!!


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Well she should know