Sportsmaserati.com THIRD MEET - 2nd July - THE MALT SHOVEL

[Parisien]

You see..... I trry to do a good deed and it backfires on me...........I can't win. Let me set the record straight for those who may doubt me..........the only person I would entrust to polish my rim is my bi-tch Dem ...........any more of these wicked accusations and I will be forced to issue another strike............do you realise how difficult it is to shepherd a Forum filled with unruly members???????

We can club together to buy you a sheepdog UM..................


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PS Who are you calling unruly............you old...F**T..................?

 

[Parisien]

Will be the other side of the Irish sea.......on my lonesome........

Hope its a good meet up!


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[conaero]

Urby the old sheep dog!

 

[Parisien]

Conaero......thats an Alsatian........but maybe more apt....as used to keep unruly humans in line!


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[conaero]

Frank, being a graphic designer and a whizz in Photoshop, I cannot take credit for the above superb bit of master retouching....its all uncle Urbys work, but then I guess you could have worked that one out for yourself!

 

[Parisien]

Lol...I can see his paw prints all over it!


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[conaero]

You do make me chuckle Frank, just read you bit about the bovine lesbian cows, classic!

 

[urbanmaser]

Excuse me I am also a whizz kid in photoshop but pleaseeeeeeeeee how long do you expect me take turning myself into a sheep dog???????????

 

[Parisien]

Urby the old sheep dog!

Mind you...UM....in a dogs body.........does that mean..........hes extra supple and has a long tongue...........?


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[Pibbow]

It's a dogs life, look on the bright side, at least you can lick you own balls

 

[urbanmaser]

It's a dogs life, look on the bright side, at least you can lick you own balls

I maybe old but not that old I have been reduced to trying that

 

[Gullible]

I am going to try to make it to this meet.It would be nice to put some faces to the names (Pseudonyms) and maybe chat about Maserati or whatever comes up as a topic.
Its about 3.25 hours from me in Exeter but i could stay at my Mums near beaulieu for the wednesday night and visit my brother on the thursdaythen continue the journey on the day to the venue.
I would be bringing either the 1992 Jaguar XJR-15 or the maserati spyder..perhaps the spyder is the best option LOL!

 

[urbanmaser]

I am going to try to make it to this meet.It would be nice to put some faces to the names (Pseudonyms) and maybe chat about Maserati or whatever comes up as a topic.
Its about 3.25 hours from me in Exeter but i could stay at my Mums near beaulieu for the wednesday night and visit my brother on the thursdaythen continue the journey on the day to the venue.
I would be bringing either the 1992 Jaguar XJR-15 or the maserati spyder..perhaps the spyder is the best option LOL!

Look forward to meeting up with you

 

[DaveT]

I'll be in sunny Majorca with Mrs Dave and the extended family.

Have a great one guys - looks like a nice venue for a meet there.

Cheers

Dave

 

[chippiepilot]

fiddlesticks* Im going to miss this one, Im due to be in Bicester (its a heck of a lot closer than Glasgow) but will be otherwise occupied. Have a good one chaps

 

[urbanmaser]

I'll be in sunny Majorca with Mrs Dave and the extended family.

Have a great one guys - looks like a nice venue for a meet there.

Cheers

Dave

Dave thats no excuse......I will pick you up at Heathrow and take you back to Heathrow for the last flight.........you could be back in Majorca before her indoors even knows you have gone missing

 

[DaveT]

Nice one Urby!

In east mids airport now ready for the off.

Cheers

Dave

 

[DaveT]

Duplicate post

 

[urbanmaser]

Have a greaat holiday Dave

 

[inspectorgadget]

Hi Chaps, I orginally had this in the diary for Thursday for some reason - I have a meeting at lunch so may not arrive for 3pm sharp, but shall pootle along shortly after.

Urban Maser (the old dog which according to Matt would be kinder to put me down)
Paul L
Uncle Loz
Middle aged Conaero (according to Urbanpops or was it Uncle Loz....senior moment, sh!t they are right!!!!)
Emtee.
Blib - (Elliott)
dem maser (erm dem)
DonnyMac?
Pibbow
Inspectorgadget
SimonM

Won't be there until 4:30pm at the earliest as some of us poor souls gotta work for a living! ........C'mon England