Spam-O-Matic...

[2b1ask1]

I've just spotted the new addition of the Spam-O-Matic software on the forum; helping to keep this forum special and free from unwanted spam...

Thank you Conero et al Great work as ever...

 

[conaero]

Yes, it was getting very tiresome, every day I had to go in, look at the 10 new members, cross check them against www.stopforumspam.com then delete 9 of them.

Spamomatic is free and does it all for me.

You lot dont miss a trick now do you!

 

[2b1ask1]

Naturally observant me…

Can spot a £5 blowing across a field at 100m!!!

Here's hoping it keeps us spam free, cheers

 

[Emtee]

Did I hear someone say SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that Egg and Spam? Egg, Bacon and Spam, or even Spam, Egg, Spam, Spam, Bacon and Spam??????


Or maybe.............
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No don't..........
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Don't tease.............
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You wouldn't be that cruel, surely.............
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You mean it is?..............
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It really is?...................
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Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Parisien]

..........cuda swore it was corned beef............................is there a difference....

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[2b1ask1]

One was always getting bullied the other has a random connection with pythons.....

"It's only a rabbit!"

 

[Parisien]

............................Just how the H*E*L*L.......did we drift onto adult toys....Newton.....................explain yourself.........???!!!!





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[2b1ask1]

Calm youself Frank.... I was referencing the scene from the Holy Grail where the Knights find the cave guarded by a killer rabbit shortly after singing the 'spam' song.... 30 years before rabbits made it into women's handbags not made into women's handbags!

 

[Parisien]

Thats a relief to all concerned Newton....phew.........................leg well and truly pulled........



Having said that............................most women when they have a rabbit in their hand......................wouldn't dream of saying.........................




"Its only a rabbit!"......


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[Emtee]

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Common to both I the film and the handbag I think?............................

 

[2b1ask1]

Possibly the handbag contents too....?

 

[2b1ask1]

Favourite part of the Holy Grail?

The Black Knight scene..... Pure genius!

Favourite Python sketch…

No question, Life of Brian….

“He’s not the Messiah, He’s a very naughty boy!” and the following departure instructions!!!

 

[2b1ask1]

Ten days in and the Spam-O-Matic has just topped 200 denials; 20/day average!!!

This must be easing the workload for our respected and illustrious administrators?

 

[conaero]

Ten days in and the Spam-O-Matic has just topped 200 denials; 20/day average!!!

This must be easing the workload for our respected and illustrious administrators?

Too true, I just fear that is blocking some genuine members from registering, I have had one guy email me.

If anyone else is having trouble registering, do please email me: admin@sportsmaserati.com