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[Phil H]

I think you've all got much too much time on your hands.

700 hits on one of the most useless threads ever, so I can't disagree with that. Is this a record?






PH

 

[CatmanV2]

700 hits on one of the most useless threads ever, so I can't disagree with that. Is this a record?



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PH

It does appear to be, yes

C

 

[ScaldedCat]

Shall we do one about knitting now?

 

[2b1ask1]

Shall we do one about knitting now?

get knotted!

 

[lifes2short]

get knotted!

great idea, here you go name those knots

 

[MRichards]

Dropped the thread,must have come to the end of the row. Now perl one ?

 

[Phil H]

Pearl's a singer...

PH

 

[CatmanV2]

Pearl's a singer...

PH

Put a sock in it

C

 

[ScaldedCat]

Dropped the thread,must have come to the end of the row. Now perl one ?

Isn't it purl? Knit one, purl one......
God, to think we're reduced to debating the spelling of a knitting stitch! We'll be a laughing stock if pistonheads find out.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Isn't it purl? Knit one, purl one......
God, to think we're reduced to debating the spelling of a knitting stitch! We'll be a laughing stock if pistonheads find out.

We'd get some needle, that's for sure.

 

[Phil H]

Put a sock in it

C

PH

 

[Gazcw]

811 views and no one has threatened to kill the other with a teaspoon.

Do we need more threads like this? How about restoring your favourite Teddy bear or practical goldfish keeping by JR Fartly

 

[Oneball]

811 views and no one has threatened to kill the other with a teaspoon.

Do we need more threads like this? How about restoring your favourite Teddy bear or practical goldfish keeping by JR Fartly

SDLP leader Alasdair McDonnell’s alleged secret life as ‘a teddy bear’

A leaked email from an undisclosed SDLP source has shed light on a bizarre ‘teddy bear’ fetish apparently enjoyed by Alasdair McDonnell and other members of political parties. The messa…

nornirontimescoukblog.wordpress.com

 

[Gazcw]

SDLP leader Alasdair McDonnell’s alleged secret life as ‘a teddy bear’

A leaked email from an undisclosed SDLP source has shed light on a bizarre ‘teddy bear’ fetish apparently enjoyed by Alasdair McDonnell and other members of political parties. The messa…

nornirontimescoukblog.wordpress.com

Perhaps you better explain how you are aware of such a story before Moderator Crud puts you in the naughty corner for being a Teddy deviant.

 

[Oneball]

Perhaps you better explain how you are aware of such a story before Moderator Crud puts you in the naughty corner for being a Teddy deviant.

You’re assuming Mr Crud isn’t part of the cuddle club

 

[Felonious Crud]

I think you've all got much too much time on your hands. Who'd have thought you'd know such a lot about sowing!
Now, I've got some socks that need darning, who's volunteering?

Me! Where do I send them?

 

[Gazcw]

You’re assuming Mr Crud isn’t part of the cuddle club

To be fair something I do not want to think about. But dare I ask where the donation to the cuddle club went? Dirty Betty from up the flats?

 

[Oneball]

To be fair something I do not want to think about. But dare I ask where the donation to the cuddle club went? Dirty Betty from up the flats?

Probably spent on re-stuffing.

 

[Gazcw]

Probably spent on re-stuffing.

How did he ever get the job!! Filth.

 

[Phil H]

Probably spent on re-stuffing.

Can you bear witness to that?

PH