midlifecrisis
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For those who don't like the looks of a Merak, just turn on the engine and say....
Thank you for the music...
Thank you for the music...
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Wanderer
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Was my birthday on the 3rd, thanks for the fook-all prezzies, but 'min älskling' Agnetha sent me a nice message, my real name is Stephen. Love the crazy bítch!!! She's a bit needy but hey, I'm a free spirit not tied to one chick.
Rock and Roll...
Wanderer/Stephen 1-0 Swedish Paul.....
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She certainly is, Phil. I hope I look like that when I'm 70.
Vampyrebat
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WARNING!!............Don't, remove large scratches from the 'old ladies' BMW Touring by hand with 800 grit, 1500 grit, scratch compound and then colour paint restorer followed by polish, topless with your back to the sun for 3 hours.............It doesn't end well, even for someone who is part Portuguese, Indian and Birkenhead!!
philw696
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Have you started cross dressing again ?
Joking aside she is Stunning and I would be tempted too.
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Swedish Paul
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She calls everyone Stephen as a nickname. It’s easier to remember
Oneball
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Don’t blame yourself, if I was from Birkenhead I probably wouldn’t know what the sun was either.
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Started? Mate, I never stopped.
My real name is Loretta. Or is that my cage-fighter name? ****, it's all so fluid these days I can barely keep up with myself.
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Although, ironically, you can probably fix that with 800 grit, 1500 grit, scratch compound and then colour paint restorer followed by polish.
Vampyrebat
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Might just try that as as Mrs VB wasn't too happy with me this morn.............As I left her vacuuming the bed!!
Vampyrebat
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Skin maybe dehydrated and I think that's how far it got?.........I'll have to check............Give me 5 minutes!!
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spkennyuk
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You could always audition for the remake of Tenko. Sun burn was all the rage in that show.
spkennyuk
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Benny said 2 minutes and thats pushing it ! Or did he mean pulling it.
