McLaren Manchester - shudder

[Navcorr]

Well getting her a little tipsy may help... but that is frowned on nowadays!

Indeed. Although, when applied to oneself the end result may well be the same.

 

[TimR]

..Baboons have notoriously small penii.

More than one though, apparently....!!!?!

 

[Felonious Crud]

More than one though, apparently....!!!?!

Only one per baboon, as far as I know. Hence 'baboons' and 'penii' rather than 'a baboon' and 'penis'.

 

[midlifecrisis]

I was going to say something about car interiors being made out of wood based products but I don't want to take the thread drift away from simian anatomy.

 

[Andyk]

Only one per baboon, as far as I know. Hence 'baboons' and 'penii' rather than 'a baboon' and 'penis'.

So perhaps a Donkey or Horse was more appropriate in this situation....

 

[CatmanV2]

So perhaps a Donkey or Horse was more appropriate in this situation....

Maybe. Or did everyone you fancied when you were that age have a thing about really long arms?

C

 

[rockits]

Did all the willing females (or males...or NB!) have small hands?

 

[rockits]

Maybe I should have found it easier to say did all the willing mates! I am guessing they were willing of course....and conscious!!

 

[Felonious Crud]

Did all the willing females (or males...or NB!) have small hands?

My advice, avoid the ones with an Adam's apple. Well, unless they're really pretty, obviously.

 

[rockits]

That just sounds weird coming from you.....make's me wonder what an apple on an Adam is?!

 

[rockits]

I'm not sure I want to see your Apples

 

[Felonious Crud]

I'm not sure I want to see your Apples

You're not ready for that, Dean.

 

[rockits]

I think I need to start with viewing a few basic small apples first and then work my way up.

 

[iainw]

Penis Size and Morphology | Center for Academic Research and Training in Anthropogeny (CARTA)

carta.anthropogeny.org

Amazing what you can learn from the internet in combination with diverse forum threads.

 

[Felonious Crud]

I think I need to start with viewing a few basic small apples first and then work my way up.

Up towards the Adam's apple, so to speak.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Penis Size and Morphology | Center for Academic Research and Training in Anthropogeny (CARTA)

carta.anthropogeny.org

Amazing what you can learn from the internet in combination with diverse forum threads.

Well, not many people know that ducks have extremely long penii, not just in absolute terms, but also relative to body size. I saw one once, just kind of unscrewed out of him. Bloody bizarre.

Good drift, by the way. From McManc to animal sex organs in just 6 pages. Only on SM.

 

[Phil H]

Well getting her a little tipsy may help... but that is frowned on nowadays!

A gentleman should never get a lady tipsy. However, for health and safety purposes he may elect to take care of her needs should she voluntarily get tipsy in his presence.

PH