maser exclusivity no more??

[urbanmaser]

Lamborghini made a huge mistake with the LM002 which might have sold a few to the Middle East but in the end was no more than an embarassment and an insult to the marque.

Please Maserati don't go down that road

[video=youtube;t-1tBhVcAXg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-1tBhVcAXg[/video]

 

[urbanmaser]

Maserati would do well to introduce a smaller 2 door sports coupe to replace the Gransport]

 

[Parisien]

Maserati would do well to introduce a smaller 2 door sports coupe to replace the Gransport]

Now you're talking........but I'd have to wait for X years before I could buy one!!!!!


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[Evoluzione]

Evening loz old chum

I was told I could write what I want to say on this site, I am not drinking at 09:00 am sir - and if I was it wouldn't be rice wine or Thai spirits.

If I was drunk I would probably have called what's-his-name Herr Hitler, or Jerry perhaps, if I was feeling well disposed towards him, at that precise moment anyway.

The Kubang looks like a turd, so where is the problem? I'm not being aggressive at all, just speaking my mind.

Anyway I will ignore remarks of drunkeness from now on, getting a bit stale what, you'll have to face up to the fact that there are those who are quite happy to be rude and opinionated without first turning to the bottle or funny smokes. I think my comments are some of the funniest here, but I am aware they're not to everyone's taste.



There you see, a love3 icon, I'm happy as Larry eh?

 

[lozcb]

Evening loz old chum

I was told I could write what I wanted to on this site, I am not drinking at 09:00 am sir - and if I was it wouldn't be rice wine or Thai spirits.

I was drunk I would probably have called what's his name Herr Hitler, or Jerry if I was feeling well disposed towards him at that precise moment.

The Kubang looks like a turd, so where is the problem? I'm not being aggressive at all, just speaking my mind.



There you see, a love3 icon, I'm happy as Larry eh?

And so you can my friend, as always im chuckling to my self , and letting any new commers know that really your just a cuddly old bear ,


regards loz

 

[Evoluzione]

Cheers!!

Pushing 22 stone at the moment, so a bit cuddlier than I'd like, I think you call it fat f**k....

Take care

 

[GTS 08]

if they bring out a 4 X 4, I will sell the GTS.

I'm not kidding.

 

[Emtee]

A smaller 2 door sport-coupe to replace the GS? Hmmm? I'd love it, but sadly I can't see it in the foreseeable future.

A mid engined V8 2 seater, maybe built around the 430 carriage, now we're talking, but I can't see that either.

Sorry guys, we occupy a small space between Alfa Romeo and Ferrari. Luxury 2 and 4 door, 4 seater cruisers. Heritage means nothing and marketing departments dictate to design departments.

 

[conaero]

if they bring out a 4 X 4, I will sell the GTS.

I'm not kidding.

What, and buy the 4x4 yes?

 

[conaero]

Emtee, nail on the head. Its a real shame that niche manufacturers cant build what they want, but have been pigeon holed into slots for marketing purposes.

Look on the bright side though, if FIAT had not bought them, Maserati probably would have been no more, so guess we have to be thankful for what we have.

 

[GTS 08]

I know you're kidding conaero

I'd rather walk!

 

[Evoluzione]

I read somewhere that a bright spark at Maserati's marketing office has decided to launch silky-soft embossed toilet paper along with the fashionable new trainer collection, buy a pair and get twelve rolls free. Three hundred official trident logoed sheets per roll the press brief said, giving three thousand six hundred wipes, sure to impress brand-aware friends and family alike. Jodie Kidd and James Martin are to appear in a sexy but fun two-minute advertisment on ITV this summer, due to the saucy content Maserati has agreed that its new campaign is to be broadcast after the 21:00 watershed. In another statement Maserati playfully hinted that it's top German funny man is to play a small cameo role in the new production, as a sad and destitute pimp from Munich, but with a huge heart.

Replacing the laughable "excellence through passion" nonsense, the new slogan is likely to be:

"Maserati, now long, strong and thoroughly absorbent"