Lockdown (very) corny joke quiz

[stindig]

Clues:

1. What would you say whilst doing magic?
2. No.....
3. How many types of coordination do you actually know?

 

[zagatoes30]

3. No Pun in 10 did

 

[CatmanV2]

3. No Pun in 10 did

SLAP

C

 

[Rwc13]

1. Labracadabrador

 

[stindig]

One left

What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

 

[spkennyuk]

Can you finish these corny jokes?

1. What kind of dog makes the best magician?

2. What does a Swedish Fred Flintstone yell?

3. A man enters a contest in his local newspaper. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately... ?

4. What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

5. Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”

6. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are miserable. Why?

7. You’ll of heard of Murphy’s Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? What is Cole’s Law?

8. I saw a nice stereo on eBay for just £1. The seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’ but I had to buy it because...?

9. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

6 Only one dwarf is happy
8 I couldnt turn that down.
10 A thesaurus

 

[spkennyuk]

Can you finish these corny jokes?

1. What kind of dog makes the best magician?

2. What does a Swedish Fred Flintstone yell?

3. A man enters a contest in his local newspaper. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately... ?

4. What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

5. Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”

6. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are miserable. Why?

7. You’ll of heard of Murphy’s Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? What is Cole’s Law?

8. I saw a nice stereo on eBay for just £1. The seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’ but I had to buy it because...?

9. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

9 is something to do with fiancee / Beyonce

 

[spkennyuk]

One left

What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

Oh my i have just twigged this one.

The Bodyguard track.

Hand eye e eye will always

 

[Saigon]

9 is something to do with fiancee / Beyonce

I initially thought no 10 was something to do with a gay dinosaur with a lisp. Apologies in advance to any dinosaurs or similar on here, honestly.

 

[stindig]

Oh my i have just twigged this one.

The Bodyguard track.

Hand eye e eye will always

Hurrah, we’ll done. HAAAAANDE EYEEEE coordination. That’s the lot. Irony quiz tomorrow