Lockdown (very) corny joke quiz

[stindig]

Can you finish these corny jokes?

1. What kind of dog makes the best magician?

2. What does a Swedish Fred Flintstone yell?

3. A man enters a contest in his local newspaper. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately... ?

4. What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

5. Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to “The Hoff?”

6. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are miserable. Why?

7. You’ll of heard of Murphy’s Law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong? What is Cole’s Law?

8. I saw a nice stereo on eBay for just £1. The seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’ but I had to buy it because...?

9. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

 

[zagatoes30]

Somebody been reading Tim Vines one liners again

 

[stindig]

From online quiz night last night

 

[midlifecrisis]

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other.

 

[Wattie]

I’ll have a go number 2.
ABBA Daba do.
5.the rest was too much Hassel?

 

[CatmanV2]

Well I can do 6: Because only one is Happy

2 we've done recently.

I did have an replacement 6 but it's gone straight out of my mind

C

 

[CatmanV2]

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other.

Do you know how to drive this thing?

Crime in multistory carparks is.....

C

 

[stindig]

Do you know how to drive this thing?

Crime in multistory carparks is.....

C

Wrong on so many levels

 

[zagatoes30]

1. Fyonce
2. A Thesaurus

 

[stindig]

1. Fyonce
2. A Thesaurus

Er 9 & 10, yes

 

[stindig]

5 to go

 

[Wattie]

7 what is Coles Law? Shredded cabbage, carrot, mayo, etc?

 

[Wattie]

7 what is Coles Law? Shredded cabbage, carrot, mayo, etc?

Ahh the more I drink the better I get.
What’s outstanding?

 

[stindig]

4 to crack (probably the hardest)

1. What kind of dog makes the best magician?

3. A man enters a contest in his local newspaper. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately... ?

4. What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

8. I saw a nice stereo on eBay for just £1. The seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’ but I had to buy it because...?

 

[stindig]

Let me know when you want clues

 

[Wanderer]

8. ..cos I couldn't turn it down....

 

[Wanderer]

My daughter just answered 1. but she googled it, I told her doing that is bad form...

 

[stindig]

Well that’s how I found them all yesterday.....

 

[Wattie]

So are we 1 3 and 4?

 

[stindig]

1. What kind of dog makes the best magician?

3. A man enters a contest in his local newspaper. He sends in ten puns, hoping at least one of them would win, but unfortunately... ?

4. What is Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? (My favourite)