Just for Dan......

Parisien

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...well........most of them had showered within the previous.....................172 hrs Ian!


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Parisien

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....just you Newton.......whiplash I believe it was..........tried to get through a catflap apparently.....and he was a bit too big.....;)


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Dan!

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See my new avatar Dan.......pretty slick huh......


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Only just seen this, are you refering to the dog pic? Or was there another beforehand?

The dog pic is certainly relevant seeing as I own a dog food company, potentially maybe not one of my best customers though as he doesn't look like he eats much.
We prefer Gt Danes, Wolf Hounds. St Bernards... anything the size of a donkey with an appetite to match!
 

Dan!

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Do your dinner guests get a doggy bag to take home?

That would mean that we'd over fed them, which is a no no.
So we weigh all of our guests on arrival and dish them up portion sizes according to their weight, age and activity levels... we don't entertain much.
 

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Dan, are you talking about dogs, or humans mate, if it's humans I'm not sure I would like to be weighed, patted down, closely scrutinized and interogated to find out what I was like, just so that I could have a go at your dinner table, I guess I'm not invited then....?????

Frank, come on, tell us what this new avatar is actually all about...???
 

Parisien

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Dan...its was a pic of the Maserati six at the paris show.....now consigned to the archives.

Just thought it was a bit off the wall......

We were sat outside a cafe opposite where they bottle San Pelligrino water in northern Italy, when this sickly little mute sat down beside us.......simples....:)


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