Funny/cheeky things you did as a youngster
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lozcb
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Unfortunately i grew old too fast , stuck out in the middle east from the age of 16 (you dont do stuff like that out there ) meant i lived a mundane life throughout most of mt latter teenage , give you the idea of what i was like pre 16 , Those oldies will remember an army item called a telephone/radio mega , basically its hand held dynamo that you wind up geared to produce around 30K volts whilst producing very little amperage , me and my cousin wired it up to his toilet (old mettalic cystern type) , we waited for his dad to have a peee and then gave it the beans ,well as would expect , you could hear the screams miles away obviously we scarpered needless to say he slept at my house for a couple of days
Never been into drugs , in fact im mega anti them , but another thing we got up to was scraping the rust off my old motorbike wrapped it in silver paper and sold it as Red lebanese to some idiots lads a few years older, heheh they even came back for some more
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Never been into drugs , in fact im mega anti them , but another thing we got up to was scraping the rust off my old motorbike wrapped it in silver paper and sold it as Red lebanese to some idiots lads a few years older, heheh they even came back for some more
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...dunno.....some people pay good money for that sorta thrill...........still got that hand held dynamo Loz?!
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lozcb
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We once tried to nick a farmers cow fence , what a bastardd as i was trying to turn it off by cutting the wires my cousin pushed me into it , i went spawling and got several huge belts all over my body , must have looked a right spastick as i was jerking all over the place hahah............. funny looking back now , but i was livid afterwards
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Could do with one now Andy , to keep all the neighbours cats at bay , they tend to use our garden as there lav , really annoying , be on to the antifreeze and tuna next
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Done it Andy , even tiger poo from Woburn , sonic alarms , cat powder/pepper , orange peel , trouble is we have 3/4 toms that visit , really irks me when i come home from work and one of them is sitting on my bonnet, thats worse than shitttting on my borders
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Use Adams super soaker from bedroom window......mix in some awful after shave.......
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Good idea Frank, think ive still got some Brut somewhere , i'll spalsh it all over them , trouble is usually they roam around 3/4 in the morning
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Dem, that is very funny about the ice cream.
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I remember when we were at notts uni we lived in a flat above ladbrookes near a pub - after a heavy night we decided to remove some metal pipes from the wall and use a bag of frozen peas to create industrial pea shooters and use the locals for target practice... it was great fun, with more than our fair share of bulls eyes.... we eventually got too wasted and packed in.... trouble was it had been reported to the police more than once that there was a gunmen in the betting shop shooting at passers by, and being Lenton the plod took it all rather seriously... road closed, 4 cars, 2 vans, an armed unit and 2 dogs in fact. suffice to say, they didn't see the funny side!! nothing like "gunmen" kudos when you're a fresher
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When my brother was in the army in Germany each Regiment had their own bars that the other Regiments tended not to frequent unless gunning for trouble. Mick and his mates would visit other Regiments bars on the QT, take the urinal cakes (fresheners) and put them in the ice bucket on the bar. It was easy to see who got them as the offending item would be fizzing away at the bottom of the glass instead of at the top! It was good for respect as he was the officer!