Back in the 80's had a friend who was travelling across the Channel on a Kiwi passport & she got sent straight back, she went into the post office in Dover and got a 1-year paper passport (as you could get them in those days) and went back on the next boat and joined back up with her party! Something to do with a rainbow and some warriors.....
They were only rude to you Dem....cos they thought you were English....shoulda said you were Greek Cypriot!!!!!!!!
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