The b@stard child of a startled rat and a dementor? But again, what the bvgger's doing in your kitchen is probably the bigger question (reminds me of a UB40 song).
It's a dog, not a good picture of it in flight, but it's a barker with it's tongue out as it fly's past.....neat!!
Never seen such a long tail on a dog, so it might be a dog lizard, commonly found in Essex on a Friday night?
That's me on the morning of Sunday 9th December 2012 - dehydrated, needing a stick up me **** to get me out of bed, feeling like someone ate my skeleton from the inside - ah the SM Christmas bash!!