Did he deserve this?

[mowlas]

Whoah!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/7939058/Swedish-motorist-facing-worlds-biggest-speeding-fine.html

 

[Emtee]

Bl00dy H£ll Urby, didn't know you have a Merc" ;-)

 

[reservoirfrog]

Thats a lot of money,
what this guy needs to do is ask to see the calibration certs..............................and appoint some members of this forum to his legal team........sorted.

 

[Andyk]

Bl00dy H£ll Urby, didn't know you have a Merc" ;-)

Very funny......

The are very stritch on speeding over there mind. I suppose that shows in the fine.

 

[Easyplan66]

anyone know the formula of how they work out the fine, just interested!

 

[conaero]

Urby see you should have told the police you thought the speedo was faulty!

 

[Parisien]

People have murdered whole families, caused banks to final owing billions...............and who do they nail with a huge fine...a speeder................huh...facists!


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[dem maser]

what weird laws they have over there

 

[Parisien]

I think they have similar in Norway or Sweden, previous holders of the biggest motoring fine on record....something like £120K!!!!


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[cowsurgeon]

anyone know the formula of how they work out the fine, just interested!

Fine = (Cost of car/net annual income) x (⅞time it takes to remove your trousers) + (√ bending you over)

(number of strokes with the police batton x speed you were travelling)​

 

[Parisien]

Fine = (Cost of car/net annual income) x (⅞time it takes to remove your trousers) + (√ bending you over)

(number of strokes with the police batton x speed you were travelling)​

You know Chris.......you're completely wasted as a cow curer...............


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[cowsurgeon]

...tell that to the cows

 

[GDL]

With an imagination (fetish) like that I'm glad you work on cows

 

[cowsurgeon]

If only. At least they wouldn't sue...

 

[mowlas]

If only. At least they wouldn't sue...

On the udder hand they might grass on you...

 

[Parisien]

On the udder hand they might grass on you...

Or put YOU ....out to grass.....


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[Parisien]

How was that Shak........up to your high standard?!



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[mowlas]

How was that Shak........up to your high standard?!



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Let's not lock horns over this. I had to write that line quickly as I have a very busy dairy this week. Anyway, probably a moo-t point by now.

 

[Parisien]

Shak...you're milking this thread......................til the cows come home.................my last contribution to this thread.................on bovine puns.....



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PS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dem maser]

stop arseing around you 2