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Andyk

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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
 

toomanyhorses

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For those of us who are going to miss out on tomorrow nights frivolities, maybe it's our way of 'compensating'


:D
 

maserati

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That's it Andy get it all out of your system.

Regards,

Paul

PS Hasn't Parisien gone quiet. He he
 

Andyk

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For those of us who are going to miss out on tomorrow nights frivolities, maybe it's our way of 'compensating'


:D

Hey, you could be right Mark.......Just me and you today then....

Are you about next Tuesday as it looks like I'm off work....
 
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safrane

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Man gos to a Fancy Dress party with a condom on his face...Host asks, " What have you come as?"

F**k nose!
 
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Easyplan66

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Naked man goes to a fancy dress party with his wife on his back, what have you come as asks the host, a snail says the man, whats that on your back then ......
'That's michelle' says the man
 

Andyk

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What an brilliant offer Mark..You are a star but wife has plans for me most of the day so was going to try and pop over or something for a few hours inbetween.............Gutted, gutted, gutted....